Random Hockey Shit

[Cousin Strawberry]

My guess is it will be Matthew's.

More reason for Cackle Cuz to jump on the 97 bandwagon.

Fuck that I'm going for the Americans. I can't stand McGayvid to the point where I'll start eating Cheetos and grabbing them fine ass bootays by the pussy (not to mention becoming versed in Ebonics dialects to please my new Orange overlord)

[Carl Yagro]

I’m surprised you’re not cheering for Team Finland… what with your favourite player on the roster, Capo Cackle.







Snort. Guffaw.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I’m surprised you’re not cheering for Team Finland… what with your favourite player on the roster, Capo Cackle.







Snort. Guffaw.

JT-muthafuckin-Miller and Quinn Hughes?

Who else Carly Guffawgro?

[Topper]

I loved this segment of HNIC as a kid, then me and my buddies would play it on the street.

Kansas City Scout's uniform, wood sticks, standup goalie, full metal skate blades, no helmets, plastic goalie mask, nets closer to the end boards .... and of course, Howie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGFkLs9VMCc

[Todd Bersnoozi]

I noticed BoHo53 didn't even make the notable ommisions list.

[Blob Mckenzie]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country? Like for fuck sakes... the last 20 years you have crapped on Canada Hockey for this, this and that. Just to piss off me? That's weird. Like Dude enjoy the one sport where we are actually relevant and cheer for us.... or don't. You start out putting the boots to 16-20 year old kids and then when they win, you say 'I knew they could do it. I could give a fuck about trolling me but you bump your gums about Drysdale outplaying Byram in 2022. Yet one guy played 7 minutes in the final, the other guy played 22. You had no rebuttal when presented with ice time for each player . My question is.... who do you want to win? The winner? I guess......

I won't be around much since I'm not real welcome here. Some shit my fault, some not. Doesn't matter. But you debate like some of our Italian ancestors. You pick a horse and then a couple more, then greases few palms. Look no further than WW 2. Us southern wops have a bit of a spine.

I would take Tanev ahead of Parayko and I would have found a place for Macklin.

Logan Thompson should be there somehow. I cheer Canada

TSN is nut licking the US team big time. I see Canada having an edge up front and the D being a slight edge our way but the Americans have a huge edge in goal.

I hope Marchand pays it back that he was gifted a spot. He's lost a step.

Cheer for your country PAC B

Salut, Merry Christmas CC

[Chef Boi RD]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country? Like for fuck sakes... the last 20 years you have crapped on Canada Hockey for this, this and that. Just to piss off me? That's weird. Like Dude enjoy the one sport where we are actually relevant and cheer for us.... or don't. You start out putting the boots to 16-20 year old kids and then when they win, you say 'I knew they could do it. I could give a fuck about trolling me but you bump your gums about Drysdale outplaying Byram in 2022. Yet one guy played 7 minutes in the final, the other guy played 22. You had no rebuttal when presented with ice time for each player . My question is.... who do you want to win? The winner? I guess......

I won't be around much since I'm not real welcome here. Some shit my fault, some not. Doesn't matter. But you debate like some of our Italian ancestors. You pick a horse and then a couple more, then greases few palms. Look no further than WW 2. Us southern wops have a bit of a spine.

I would take Tanev ahead of Parayko and I would have found a place for Macklin.

Logan Thompson should be there somehow. I cheer Canada

TSN is nut licking the US team big time. I see Canada having an edge up front and the D being a slight edge our way but the Americans have a huge edge in goal.

I hope Marchand pays it back that he was gifted a spot. He's lost a step.

Cheer for your country PAC B

Salut, Merry Christmas CC

It will be an interesting tournament, short. Anything can happen in that time. The team that gels together the fastest will come out on top and that’s why I believe Canada selected the players they did, not an All-Star team, it could work in Canadas favour.

[Meds]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

[donlever]

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

What about Sweden bro?

[rats19]

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

What about Sweden bro?

[Cousin Strawberry]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

Not to mention Doug Armstrong selecting his personal pylon Parenko. He's like a Temu Zadorov ffs

Canada with mcbaby leading the snivel is nauseating

[Chef Boi RD]

The team is reflective on how a bad run of draft years from 2016 to 2020 for Canada was. Unfortunately we are back to producing some good talent again but most of if not all of them are just a tad not there yet.

Guys like Cozens, Patrick, Lafrenierre, Byfield, Dach, Hayton, Dubios, Glass, and other high picks in that time not panning out hurts

[Tciso]

I won't be around much since I'm not real welcome here. Some shit my fault, some not. Doesn't matter.

That's bullshit Blob. Most of us deep down are some sort of de-gens and we all belong here. Christ all mighty (look at me being all christmasssy), outside of Mickey107, the rest of us are all pretty normal, for Canuck fans. So, don't start trying to feel inferior/superior to us all, and definitely don't start pretending your feeling is hurt. Keep your head up, and your stick on the ice.


Btw, I am an ordained Minister of Dudism, and certifieable life coach. Let me know if you need any more affirmations, life hacks, or moments inspiration.

[Meds]

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

What about Sweden bro?

Go Russia!

[Meds]

That team doesn’t instill a lot of confidence. Cirelli over Scheiffle? Wow

For once in your life do you have the cajones to stand behind your country?

McDavid, Binnington, Stone, and Marchand. Those names alone are reasons I cannot cheer for Canada in this tournament.

Hughes, JT Miller, and to a lesser extent, Swayman, are reasons why I'd pull for the USA.

Not to mention Doug Armstrong selecting his personal pylon Parenko. He's like a Temu Zadorov ffs

Canada with mcbaby leading the snivel is nauseating

I should qualify that I’m not overly excited about this and don’t really consider it an international tournament. It’s just the NHL going for a bigger cash grab at the all star break. It’s all NHL players and none of them will be fully invested in it because they are also staring down the barrel of the home stretch of the regular season as soon as the tournament ends.

What happens when the US faces off against Sweden? Does Miller or Hughes take a run at Petey to save a goal and risk having him come back to Van in another funk?

Does Marner hang a knee on Matthews in a clutch moment with the game on the line?

Will Ekholm put McDavid on his ass at the blueline or down low?

This is best-on-best? Where are Kaprizov, Draisaitl, Ovie, Malkin, Pasta, Shestirken, and Vassy?

Should be a 6 Nations Cup with Russia and Europe being the other two teams…..but politics.

I’ll cheer for the players I like over the flag on the jersey in this one.