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Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:36 am
by Lancer
Topper wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:28 am
Rangers have announced they will not increase ticket prices for next season as per their usual policy when the team is not meeting expectations.
The difference between corporate vice "Mom & Pop" owners, perhaps. I can imagine one following marketing data and business models where the other treats it as an expensive vanity project/equity.
We'll see how many suckers will still pay more to watch next season with just as putrid a squad.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:50 am
by UWSaint
Lancer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:36 am
Topper wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:28 am
Rangers have announced they will not increase ticket prices for next season as per their usual policy when the team is not meeting expectations.
The difference between corporate vice "Mom & Pop" owners, perhaps. I can imagine one following marketing data and business models where the other treats it as an expensive vanity project/equity.
We'll see how many suckers will still pay more to watch next season with just as putrid a squad.
Look at it this way. No matter the model, the Canucks will be able to legitimately raise prices after 26-27 because no matter how poorly they do, they will at least match expectations.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 11:53 am
by Carl Yagro
Well, they can't expect to go any lower... not without another round of league expansion.
"Canucks Hockey 2027... we can't get more putrid than 2026! (Can we?)"
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 12:13 pm
by donlever
AIG has to pay for pretty black seats and Calder Cup rings.
Surely we can't expect them to foot the bill.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:44 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
It's easier if you target and acquire as many small, slow and weak pieces that lack drive, determination and jimmyjam then dress them all at once!
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:18 am
by Carl Yagro
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
Canucks faithful were expecting parity, instead they got parody.
Raise your tankards while the owner raises the prices... again.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:55 am
by Megaterio Llamas
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:18 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
Canucks faithful were expecting parity, instead they got parody.
Raise your tankards while the owner raises the prices... again.
And they thought they were going to make the playoffs; this is a completely accidental rebuild. How is it even possible to be accidentally this bad when everything gravitates to the middle? These guys are not only the worst managers in the league by a country mile, they're the worst in the history of this sorry franchise. And they seem to be coming back next year!
If they win the lottery somehow, they'll fuck that up too by taking the wrong player.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 11:40 am
by Topper
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 12:00 pm
by Cornuck
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 1:56 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 2:46 pm
by Meds
That’s one of the best I’ve seen.

Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 3:44 pm
by 2Fingers
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:55 am
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:18 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
Canucks faithful were expecting parity, instead they got parody.
Raise your tankards while the owner raises the prices... again.
And they thought they were going to make the playoffs; this is a completely accidental rebuild. How is it even possible to be accidentally this bad when everything gravitates to the middle? These guys are not only the worst managers in the league by a country mile, they're the worst in the history of this sorry franchise. And they seem to be coming back next year!
If they win the lottery somehow, they'll fuck that up too by taking the wrong player.
In the beginning of the season many thought they could make the playoffs. Assumption was a healthy Demko and the D could make up for sub par forwards. I wanted to believe they could make it but I never saw this complete collapse.
EP I was hoping would rebound, that failed miserably as well. Did not expect 120 points but looked for him to get 80+.
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 4:47 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
2Fingers wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 3:44 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:55 am
Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2026 10:18 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2026 10:09 pm
With parity in the league being what it is these days, it's not easy to be this bad.
Canucks faithful were expecting parity, instead they got parody.
Raise your tankards while the owner raises the prices... again.
And they thought they were going to make the playoffs; this is a completely accidental rebuild. How is it even possible to be accidentally this bad when everything gravitates to the middle? These guys are not only the worst managers in the league by a country mile, they're the worst in the history of this sorry franchise. And they seem to be coming back next year!
If they win the lottery somehow, they'll fuck that up too by taking the wrong player.
In the beginning of the season many thought they could make the playoffs. Assumption was a healthy Demko and the D could make up for sub par forwards. I wanted to believe they could make it but I never saw this complete collapse.
EP I was hoping would rebound, that failed miserably as well. Did not expect 120 points but looked for him to get 80+.
Counting on a healthy Demko and signing him for three more years is mind-numbing stupidity on their part. Have they not been following the team for the past four years or so? And that's just one screw-up. You don't even know where to start with these guys. Pettersson?
Pettersson???!!!
What planet have they been living on?
Re: Ownership and Management (These fuckin' guys™)
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2026 5:12 pm
by donlever
The type of cross your fingers and hope moves real GM'S (Guerin, Zito, Brisebois, Grier) don't make...
...these fucking guys are God awful.
A laughing stock.
You want to talk about mind numbing.
It's mind numbing that they are still here.
Very likely mostly because of AIG committed money as opposed to any ownership faith in their abilities.