Merry Christmas Wankers!

[Carl Yagro]

You should head to Thailand Blob. It's the best place in the world to get over shit. Trust me bro...I've seen some things

Fat Thai Ladyboys?

Cuz has swam with White Belugas down under and also SE Asian Sperm Whales

[Cousin Strawberry]

You should head to Thailand Blob. It's the best place in the world to get over shit. Trust me bro...I've seen some things

Fat Thai Ladyboys?

Cuz has swam with White Belugas down under and also SE Asian Sperm Whales

Kinda walked into that one

[Megaterio Llamas]

[Strangelove]

That miserable curmudgeon? You kidding? He’s angry at the world.

Chef Boi RD calling somebody else dat dere is hilarious!

Chef, you're dying to escape the city because you hate your neighbours and the homeless,

You want to get in amongst the "Jethros"... whom you also hate.

And you hate the religious, the English, orange folk, and anyone right of centre.

You are the least inclusive chap ever and yet you constantly rail against the un-inclusive.

You blindly condemn everyone who disagrees with your politics as racist and homophobic.

You wish death upon the leaders of your political enemies.

Face it Dude, you are a miserable curmudgeon. You are angry at the world.

You need to be visited by 3 spirits one night very soon...

[Topper]

Dude is Steve Earl after he moved to New York city

[Chef Boi RD]

That miserable curmudgeon? You kidding? He’s angry at the world.

Chef Boi RD calling somebody else dat dere is hilarious!

Chef, you're dying to escape the city because you hate your neighbours and the homeless,

You want to get in amongst the "Jethros"... whom you also hate.

And you hate the religious, the English, orange folk, and anyone right of centre.

You are the least inclusive chap ever and yet you constantly rail against the un-inclusive.

You blindly condemn everyone who disagrees with your politics as racist and homophobic.

You wish death upon the leaders of your political enemies.

Face it Dude, you are a miserable curmudgeon. You are angry at the world.

You need to be visited by 3 spirits one night very soon...

I do need my head sorted out sometimes, consider me that relative everyone has sitting in the corner by himself at family parties who blurts out random shit whom everybody ignores.

[Strangelove]

Okay Dude, fair enough...

[BCExpat]

That miserable curmudgeon? You kidding? He’s angry at the world.

Chef Boi RD calling somebody else dat dere is hilarious!

Chef, you're dying to escape the city because you hate your neighbours and the homeless,

You want to get in amongst the "Jethros"... whom you also hate.

And you hate the religious, the English, orange folk, and anyone right of centre.

You are the least inclusive chap ever and yet you constantly rail against the un-inclusive.

You blindly condemn everyone who disagrees with your politics as racist and homophobic.

You wish death upon the leaders of your political enemies.

Face it Dude, you are a miserable curmudgeon. You are angry at the world.

You need to be visited by 3 spirits one night very soon...

I do need my head sorted out sometimes, consider me that relative everyone has sitting in the corner by himself at family parties who blurts out random shit whom everybody ignores.

Sounds about right.

[Topper]

Many here ignore

[Topper]

You should head to Thailand Blob. It's the best place in the world to get over shit. Trust me bro...I've seen some things

Fat Thai Ladyboys?

Cuz has swam with White Belugas down under and also SE Asian Sperm Whales

Arrrh Matey, Thar she/he blows.

Ready the harpoon.

Any port in a storm.

[Cousin Strawberry]

You should head to Thailand Blob. It's the best place in the world to get over shit. Trust me bro...I've seen some things

Fat Thai Ladyboys?

Cuz has swam with White Belugas down under and also SE Asian Sperm Whales

Arrrh Matey, Thar she/he blows.

Ready the harpoon.

Any port in a storm.

Getting keel hauled across her barnacles turned out to be an unpleasant experience

[Carl Yagro]

Which was a more unpleasant experience for you? Getting smothered between giant Kiwi stay puft marshmallow gals, orca being the meat in a fatty Thai ladyboy daisychain sandwich?

[donlever]

Arrrh Matey, Thar she/he blows.

Ready the harpoon.

Any port in a storm.

Ahoy Scurvies!

Listen to this then....

https://youtu.be/EwxF2moCRok?feature=shared

[Topper]

the Spanish subtitles LOL