If i lived in toilet I'd be moving. Those control boards are shit straight out of the fuckin 60s probably went in the same year the laughs beat out 5 other teams for the last cup theyll ever win
Family of Kristin Smart, who vanished 23 years ago, told by ex-FBI agent to be prepared for news
The family of Kristin Smart, the California college student who vanished 23 years ago after attending a party near her school, was told by a former FBI agent to be prepared for news and to secure a family spokesperson.
Denise Smart, the woman's mother, told the Stockton Record that the FBI contacted her and told her to "be ready."
"This is really going to be something you don't expect. We want to give you the support you need," she said she was told. The family later clarified that a former agent for the bureau had reached out.
The report said the FBI was not clear on what the development was, she was told that her family might want to "get away for a while," and she should secure a family spokesperson.
The mother admitted to the paper that since she was told about the development she has had anxiety.
This is extremely odd, here are the possibilities as I see them...
Was she brainwashed and programmed to become a hitter for the Clintons?
Was she captured and held as a sex slave by a deranged woodbooger?
Was she abducted by aliens and now been returned as a cyborg?
Did she stumble through an inter-dimensional portal and become trapped for 23 years in a world where Nelson Mandela died in the 80s?
Gotta be one of those by my reckoning...
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:32 am
by Per
"her family might want to "get away for a while," and she should secure a family spokesperson"
Maybe her husband kept their daughter locked up in a secret dungeon under the garage the whole time, Austrian-style?
The Amazing Dinosaur Found (Accidentally) by Miners in Canada.
That Monday had started like any other at the Millennium Mine, a vast pit some 17 miles north of Fort McMurray, Alberta, operated by energy company Suncor. Hour after hour Funk’s towering excavator gobbled its way down to sands laced with bitumen—the transmogrified remains of marine plants and creatures that lived and died more than 110 million years ago. It was the only ancient life he regularly saw. In 12 years of digging he had stumbled across fossilized wood and the occasional petrified tree stump, but never the remains of an animal—and certainly no dinosaurs.
So all this virus crap...its fanning the masses into a frenzy so, you have to ask...what are they distracting us from?
1st contact?
Giant asteroid?
Morlocks?
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:37 pm
by Per
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 4:57 pm
So all this virus crap...its fanning the masses into a frenzy so, you have to ask...what are they distracting us from?
1st contact?
Giant asteroid?
Morlocks?
My main theory is that Leksand and Oskarshamn are behind this to prevent them from being demoted from the SHL.
It all makes sense.
Otherwise it could simply be a pretext for postponing the US presidential elections indefinitely.
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:35 pm
by Strangelove
Per wrote: ↑Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:37 pm
Otherwise it could simply be a pretext for postponing the US presidential elections indefinitely.
Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:03 pm
Yeahno, I'm afraid we're all doomed my good man.
So you're diverging from your orange hero on this one?
Donny doesn't want mass panic until said panickers are too sick to do much damage.
BTW Presidential elections will be postponed indefinitely...
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 5:58 pm
by Strangelove
A few days ago this guy found woodbooger pubes in Nordegg Alberta, thoughts Wiz?
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:44 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
I dont really see anything other than dark shadows. Plus the "figure" has snow accumulated on its head and neck but there doesnt appear to be snow falling or fresh snow on the ground the next day.
Na i call horseshit
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:59 pm
by Strangelove
And the pubes?
Re: Conspiracy Theory
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:27 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:59 pm
And the pubes?
That was the photographers pubes....its alberia. Every time you whip it out there all the hair falls out dontcha know
