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Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2025 8:36 pm
by Ronning's Ghost
Pretty close to my theoretical optimum

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Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 6:23 am
by donlever
Okay..

..so...

RG - large breasts
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:19 am
by Carl Yagro
donlever wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2025 6:23 am Okay..

..so...

RG - massive jugs
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes, portly whales, trans, aged, dead
Dude - old housewives, maids
UW - ????
Leves - ????
The other 9 posters - don't like girls/wrong to sexualize women/stoic asexuals/perverted lurkers/don't know this thread exists

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:26 am
by donlever
I'm good with all of them.

I will admit to a whale issue though.

It's a moral failing on my part.

Cuz has my back though....

"Dead"

:lol:

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:36 am
by Carl Yagro
donlever wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2025 10:26 am I will admit to a whale issue though.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Shocking. I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I tells ya.

Portly with personality? Yes. Anorexic? No. Shredded, six-packed, super low body fat? Not for me.

Yeah, pretty sure you do not want Cuz having your back.

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 1:27 pm
by Ronning's Ghost
donlever wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2025 6:23 am Okay..

..so...

RG - large breasts
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes
I'll just point out that the only two women whose portraits I shared here also have nice clavicles and shapely thighs; it's just that some other features may draw more attention.

I also have a weakness for redheads, which is a terrible "type" to have, since they are so rare, and whether or not they are naturally more temperamental, many of them seem to take it as a license to act like it.

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 2:42 pm
by donlever
Kids Mother was a "Strawberry Blonde" - (redhead).

She went snaky like the "rumour" suggests would occur.....

I think Cuz got also hooked up with a lunatic redhead once upon a time.....

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 3:05 pm
by Carl Yagro
I always just wanted to match a redhead's carpet swatch to her curtains...

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 3:12 pm
by Meds
Carl Yagro wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2025 3:05 pm I always just wanted to match a redhead's carpet swatch to her curtains...
Well one has to be able to prove that they aren't just dyeing.....

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 3:49 pm
by donlever
...always found red heads to have very soft, wispy nether region foliage.

Maybe just the ones I met...


:whistle:

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 4:30 pm
by Carl Yagro
I'm dyeing to find out...

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2025 4:53 pm
by 2Fingers
Sorry I am still only thinking of golf balls, Red was nice though.

Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2025 6:24 pm
by donlever
...and yes, if the wayback machine works and it is still the '60's I am making a concentrated effort to lay Grace's head on my Surrealistic Pillow...
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Love piercing blue eyes on a brunette....

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Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 10:03 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
hubba hubba...

[mod edit: sorry Megs]

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Re: Girls...DeRedux Version

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 10:30 pm
by Carl Yagro
This was not cool, Megs