Girls...DeRedux Version

[Ronning's Ghost]

Pretty close to my theoretical optimum

[donlever]

Okay..

..so...

RG - large breasts
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes

[Carl Yagro]

Okay..

..so...

RG - massive jugs
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes, portly whales, trans, aged, dead
Dude - old housewives, maids
UW - ????
Leves - ????
The other 9 posters - don't like girls/wrong to sexualize women/stoic asexuals/perverted lurkers/don't know this thread exists

[donlever]

I'm good with all of them.

I will admit to a whale issue though.

It's a moral failing on my part.

Cuz has my back though....

"Dead"

[Carl Yagro]

I will admit to a whale issue though.

Shocking. I am SHOCKED. SHOCKED I tells ya.

Portly with personality? Yes. Anorexic? No. Shredded, six-packed, super low body fat? Not for me.

Yeah, pretty sure you do not want Cuz having your back.

[Ronning's Ghost]

Okay..

..so...

RG - large breasts
Rats - small breasts
5th - clavicle
Reef - Asian
Hank - no ferrets
Cuz - big corn fed Midwestern hoes

I'll just point out that the only two women whose portraits I shared here also have nice clavicles and shapely thighs; it's just that some other features may draw more attention.

I also have a weakness for redheads, which is a terrible "type" to have, since they are so rare, and whether or not they are naturally more temperamental, many of them seem to take it as a license to act like it.

[donlever]

Kids Mother was a "Strawberry Blonde" - (redhead).

She went snaky like the "rumour" suggests would occur.....

I think Cuz got also hooked up with a lunatic redhead once upon a time.....

[Carl Yagro]

I always just wanted to match a redhead's carpet swatch to her curtains...

[Meds]

I always just wanted to match a redhead's carpet swatch to her curtains...

Well one has to be able to prove that they aren't just dyeing.....

[donlever]

...always found red heads to have very soft, wispy nether region foliage.

Maybe just the ones I met...

[Carl Yagro]

I'm dyeing to find out...

[2Fingers]

Sorry I am still only thinking of golf balls, Red was nice though.

[donlever]

...and yes, if the wayback machine works and it is still the '60's I am making a concentrated effort to lay Grace's head on my Surrealistic Pillow...

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Love piercing blue eyes on a brunette....

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[Megaterio Llamas]

hubba hubba...

[mod edit: sorry Megs]

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[Carl Yagro]

This was not cool, Megs