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Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:32 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:31 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:28 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:24 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:19 am Milk is bad for you. We are the only species that drinks milk past breast feeding. You’re old school Roberto Macchenzzi. What’s next for you to bag about? Wonder bread, Oscar Meyer bologna and Kraft cheese slice sandwiches on mayonnaise

I said that drank a lot of milk as a kid, not that I drink a lot of milk. Try to keep up. Calcium is excellent for growing kids. You probably drank a 2 litre of Coke every day - hence why you have razor thin bones that have become slathered with blubber over the years.

Doyle, the milk obsession now explains you weighing in at 250 lbs when only 5’-11”

Add one inch and subtract 29 pounds and you’re bang on

You said you weighed as much as 250 at one time.

247 was the worst. Been pretty steady at 220 for over a year now. Ideally I can get back to 200. Gotta find lower calorie booze

It grows in greenhouses

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:40 am
Gotta find lower calorie booze

Vodka + diet Mountain Dew.

Biggest thing is stress.

Just don’t give a fuck what happens, just laugh it off and move on. Everyday I laugh, not the crazy joker laugh or the dude on a corner but just see the fun side in everything.

I workout 3-5 times a week.

Eat fine food.

Drink good whisky.

Who knows when the good lord will come to take me away?

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:19 am

SKYO wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:13 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:21 pm I think Thinker is dead. Gone with the wind

I wonder how many people passed away since the old days, creeper, Eddy Punch Clock...

It sure puts everything in perspective doesnt it. Why save all your money up...fuck it. Buy all the shit you want, eat the best cuts, fuck the hot bitches cuz this is all only temporary

how time flies, makes me want to try smoking weed, haven't touched it in 20 years lol.

SKYO wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 3:58 pm

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 5:19 am

SKYO wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 4:13 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:21 pm I think Thinker is dead. Gone with the wind

I wonder how many people passed away since the old days, creeper, Eddy Punch Clock...

It sure puts everything in perspective doesnt it. Why save all your money up...fuck it. Buy all the shit you want, eat the best cuts, fuck the hot bitches cuz this is all only temporary

how time flies, makes me want to try smoking weed, haven't touched it in 20 years lol.

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:09 am Chef will probably need dentures pretty soon.

Pffft.....he's gotten by for the last 30 years with permanent gingivitis and junkie teeth on a liquid diet, can't see him needing to change things up now. The care home will puree his food for him anyhow.

Micky wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:51 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:40 am
Gotta find lower calorie booze

Vodka + diet Mountain Dew.

Gross

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 8:30 am

Micky wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:51 am

Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 9:40 am
Gotta find lower calorie booze

Vodka + diet Mountain Dew.

Gross

Doyle: I need a lo-cal option to trim weight

Also Doyle:

I’m not a big JD guy. Reminds me I need to take the empties in today.

Jack Daniels is the worst whiskey bourbon on the planet.

someone has Jake all figured out > https://hfboards.mandatory.com/posts/174598872/ quality reasoning right there. omg

Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Nov 26, 2020 5:28 pm

The... the fiends! They've assimilated my old pal Rummy!

I made the mistake of checking the latest page of that dreaded thread.

Here's a vid of what I saw:



Left to right: Luckylarry, Rummy, I Am Toxic.

GOOBLE GOBBLE

Well how about that eh. It's a darned shame. Instead of talking about trolling the Asian bbw that used to post here in the old days like I was expecting he winds up over there with the chorus whining about Jimbo. I'm surprised.

We need to shoot Rummy a flap quick. Hes depleted his core to the point where hes vulnerable to conversion.

I blame his new bitch. Rummy....ditch the witch and return to your true self my man. Come on home