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Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:28 am

Nuckertuzzi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 2:25 am

For us, so much rides on that damn fucking lottery. Lose it and dark days to continue many more years with little hope in sight.

people need to mentally and emotionally prepare to draft a swede at 3rd.

Oh don't you worry, 50-ish years of fandom has prepared me well for this likely eventuality. Can't say I won't break things just the same.

I'm serious. Even though we all know we'll end up 3rd given the ludicrous odds, the moment the lottery balls officially land that way, I can almost guarantee it will piss you off as much or more than any of the many events that has sparked that emotion this year.

Any of the top 3 are phenomenal additions. That giant defenseman may end up being the best of the bunch for all we know

I'd love to see them land Mickey Dupont next summer as well. That kid sounds like a unicorn

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 9:28 am

Nuckertuzzi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 2:25 am

For us, so much rides on that damn fucking lottery. Lose it and dark days to continue many more years with little hope in sight.

people need to mentally and emotionally prepare to draft a swede at 3rd.

I agree.

56 years. No cups. No first overall picks.

I think that if the league really does hate the Aquaowners then ensuring Vancouver falls the maximum 3 spots is a sure fire way to drive more longtime fans away from the team.

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:12 pm I think that if the league really does hate the Aquaowners then ensuring Vancouver falls the maximum 3 spots is a sure fire way to drive more longtime fans away from the team.

This season, more than other,s has many of us questioning our 'fandom' - Next year could be a make-or-break season for us. IF there are signs of progress, and a plan (or the team is sold) - there's hope. If this rudderless ship bullshit continues, we'll be joining Topper down in the mines of Moria.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:27 pm

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:12 pm I think that if the league really does hate the Aquaowners then ensuring Vancouver falls the maximum 3 spots is a sure fire way to drive more longtime fans away from the team.

This season, more than other,s has many of us questioning our 'fandom' - Next year could be a make-or-break season for us. IF there are signs of progress, and a plan (or the team is sold) - there's hope. If this rudderless ship bullshit continues, we'll be joining Topper down in the mines of Moria.

Very nice.

No mom could make that joke.

Sorry Donny, you’re both Dad’s…..(cue Cuz to come speculate about who is the big spoon).

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:47 pm Sorry Donny, you’re both Dad’s…..

You've never heard of uncles? The Mod team is a brotherhood.

I thought we've established that Mëds is an auntie with a loaded purse?

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 2:50 pm I thought we've established that Mëds is an auntie with a loaded purse?

I would appreciate it if you would refer to it as a nuclear handbag.

Ok, ok... a nuclear, rhinestone studded Gucci handbag.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:15 pm Parayko nixed the trade to Buffalo.

https://x.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/2029 ... 32571?s=20

Poor Sabers.

Wait.

No…..

Poor 1970 expansion.

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 2:58 pm Ok, ok... a nuclear, rhinestone studded Gucci handbag.

It’s Louis Vuitton bitch.

Cornerites are so fucking posh...

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 3:03 pm Cornerites are so fucking posh...

Yeah, just call Donny’s Benz a BMW and see what the fuck happens.

If JDicky16 and NicRoyBoyToy (<- Snoozi-inspired) can fetch 1st round picks, what the hell are these fucking guys sitting around and not trying to get a return for Ted Bluegear?

Nobody wants Kane. Trade the guys that other teams actually want. Also... bargain harder.

Morons.

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 3:07 pm Yeah, just call Donny’s Benz a BMW and see what the fuck happens.

German trash.

Um, ok, I'm going leave now...

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 3:01 pm

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 2:58 pm Ok, ok... a nuclear, rhinestone studded Gucci handbag.

It’s Louis Vuitton bitch.

Because Hermes won’t sell to you.