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Hank wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:13 pm

The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:52 pm I'd chow down on those non stop while choke wanking on a doorknob if they smelled like her dumpster no problem

Sometimes I don't know where the fuck Yoodle learned his English. His grammar and sentence structure is horrible. He pulls word phrases out of his rear-end. I wonder aloud, does he actually speak like this in real life?

But then again, I have no problem understanding this garbled mess. I can smell what the Sock is cookin'.

Probably does. Most people do. You start one sentence, then change direction, jump to another topic, insert a bunch of meaningless words like, you know, I mean, like, okay, know what I mean, right?

When you read an interview in a newspaper, the quotes are almost always slightly editted, because if they wrote exactly word for word what people say, almost everyone would sound like an idiot.

Written language is usually a lot more exact than spoken language and not as messed up.

People often use horrible grammar when speaking. We still tend to understand them from the context, but when you write things down you need to clean it up a bit. I mean, who says whom? But in written English it is important to get it right.

Yoodles, I think Per just called you an idiot

Per was demonstrating his poindexterity

Hank wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:05 pm
Yoodles, I think Per just called you an idiot

Nope, just saying that almost every one seems like an idiot if they write like they talk.
I don’t believe every one here is what they seem to be.

Yoodles, I think Per just said you seem like an idiot.

The reality is Per just doesnt get half of it. I know this because my wife is exactly the same and she is fairly fluent in english as well. Theres alot of little quips and references that need to be explained where they come from.

Shes been with me 10 years and still doesnt know what the fucks going or what I'm joking about half the time

Lol my wife must be part Swedish...

Per wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2020 2:28 pm

Hank wrote: ↑Sat Jan 11, 2020 12:05 pm
Yoodles, I think Per just called you an idiot

Nope, just saying that almost every one seems like an idiot if they write like they talk.
I don’t believe every one here is what they seem to be.

I'm just tryna stir up shit.



(ya bunch of idiots. Whoops! Better put the here)

Two headlines

"Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

"Canada Granted Access to Black Box"


Do these refer to the same news story?

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm Two headlines

"Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

"Canada Granted Access to Black Box"


Do these refer to the same news story?

I wonder why theyre so purple....thats weird

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm Two headlines

"Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

"Canada Granted Access to Black Box"


Do these refer to the same news story?

We need to build a billion dollar wall high enough so planes can’t fly over

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:21 am

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm Two headlines

"Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

"Canada Granted Access to Black Box"


Do these refer to the same news story?

We need to build a billion dollar wall high enough so planes can’t fly over

then we can run trains

Topper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:08 am

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:21 am

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm Two headlines

"Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

"Canada Granted Access to Black Box"


Do these refer to the same news story?

We need to build a billion dollar wall high enough so planes can’t fly over

then we can run trains

Trains with blue veins into purple tunnels?

Watching Global News this morning did Mark Madrega inherit his suits from his grandfather?

Topper wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:10 pm "Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex are Moving To Canada"

Trudeau said Canada will pay the $500K for private security for them.