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Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 7:45 pm
by Topper
Ilya Mikheyev has the same # of goals as Scooter.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 7:51 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Topper wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 7:45 pm
Ilya Mikheyev has the same # of goals as Scooter.
Jesus H.

Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:20 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 10:17 pm
by Meds
A 6-3 loss to Seattle.
$141,463.42 paid out for 0G/OA, -2, 0 SOG, 2 PIM, 3 Ht, 1 Blk.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 3:10 pm
by Meds
https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/ca ... be-honest/?
The headline versus the actual content of the article is a good reminder that hockey players and politicians have the same interview coaches.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 4:53 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Seeing Ekblad getting busted for roids got me thinking...
What if pettersson was a juice junkie and seeing how the Olympics are coming (and are famously thorough with their testing compared to the NHL) and he has high hopes on playing for his country on the biggest stage of all he went cold turkey?
Rebounding from the horse roid rage might have spent all the juice in his pipecleaners and now he's fucked
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:00 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:20 pm
Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.
Which punching bag are you talking about? Dylan Cozens or JT Miller?
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:30 pm
by Meds
Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:00 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: ↑Sat Mar 01, 2025 8:20 pm
Adam Gaudette has two more goals than the punching bag.
Which punching bag are you talking about? Dylan Cozens or JT Miller?
A quick google will show you that Gaudette has 16G and 22PTS while Miller has 16G and 50PTs.....so clearly not JT.
Miller since going to the Rags: 7G/15PTs in 14GP.
Pettersson over the same period: 1G/4PTs in 13GP.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 5:32 pm
by Meds
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Mon Mar 10, 2025 4:53 pm
Seeing Ekblad getting busted for roids got me thinking...
What if pettersson was a juice junkie and seeing how the Olympics are coming (and are famously thorough with their testing compared to the NHL) and he has high hopes on playing for his country on the biggest stage of all he went cold turkey?
Rebounding from the horse roid rage might have spent all the juice in his pipecleaners and now he's fucked
Considering his current play, and his play (and benching) at the 4 Nations Tournament, he might as well hop back the juice because he sure as fuck won't be getting an invite to Team Sweden's Olympic roster at this rate.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 5:22 am
by Per
Looking better this week though. Is he back?
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:06 am
by Lancer
Per wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 5:22 am
Looking better this week though. Is he back?
That’s like uttering “shutout” in the third period - you don’t want to jinx it, and he sucks back to sucking again. Baby steps, but the aura around him is encouraging.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 11:10 am
by Topper
He's only cost a bit over $1M/goal.
What a return on investment.
Management must be so proud to report that to Ownership.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 11:58 am
by Meds
It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.
Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:15 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Mëds wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 11:58 am
It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.
Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.
He just needs to stop fighting
Re: The Petey Predicament
Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2025 7:48 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Mëds wrote: ↑Fri Mar 14, 2025 11:58 am
It’s only a small game sample size, but I’m thinking the Canucks fucked up by not pursuing a Petey for Cozens + parts trade.
Cozens has 2G/4PTs in 4 games since the trade. He also threw 17 hits in just the first 2 games with Ottawa.
I agree. Missed opportunity