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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:11 pm
by Cornuck
Doc - you forget the hashtag - #nottheonion :lol:

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm
by Strangelove
Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:27 pm
by Cornuck
Strangelove wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
One could call her a 'stable genius' :D

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 10:49 pm
by Megaterio Llamas
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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 7:48 am
by Topper
Strangelove wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
If she ever attends school.

Is Biden on the panel as well? He likes girls with pigtails.

How the fuck is she getting another 15 minutes?

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am
by Topper
If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:33 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Topper wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:14 pm
by Per
Topper wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 7:48 am
Strangelove wrote: Thu May 14, 2020 8:28 pm Now she's one of the world's top experts on climate change and infectious diseases!

Just imagine what she will accomplish after she graduates from high school!! :lol:

Fucking fucked up world...
If she ever attends school.
Basically a straight A student.

B in home ec, PE, and Swedish
A in art, biology, chemistry, physics, English, French, history, civics, religion, geography, maths, technology, music and crafts.

She only skipped Fridays, and I assume her teachers gave her assignments to make up for what she missed.

She graduated from the Swedish 9 year mandatory primary school last spring but has not attended school this year.
She decided to take a year off before starting our equivalant of high school.
I assume she should be back in school again next fall.

I think she’ll do just fine. Like many others with Asperger’s she seems to do well in academics, and she will probably be able to find a job that suits her. Could probably go into politics when she gets older. I’m sure the Green Party would love to have her on the balott. Or if she prefers to join Greenpeace, Extinction Rebellion or some similar organisation.

https://www.dn.se/nyheter/greta-thunber ... lla-amnen/

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 12:29 pm
by Per
The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 9:33 am
Topper wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out
I’ve long suggested that they should have their own team at the world championships. Should be on par with Finland and the Czechs and could challenge for medals on a regular basis. Canada has enough depth to afford losing them and still start all tournaments as the favourites to win.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 6:02 pm
by Blob Mckenzie
Per wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 12:29 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 9:33 am
Topper wrote: Fri May 15, 2020 9:19 am If Quebec really desires to separate from Canada, I think now is the time.
What have they done now?

Can we vote them out of confederation? I'd love to know how many canadians would kick them out
I’ve long suggested that they should have their own team at the world championships. Should be on par with Finland and the Czechs and could challenge for medals on a regular basis. Canada has enough depth to afford losing them and still start all tournaments as the favourites to win.
Canada should send teams from Ontario, BC, Quebec, and maybe a Alberta/Sask/Manitoba Prairie team for the World Cup or whatever the next best on best tournament would be. Give the other teams a chance.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:00 am
by Blob Mckenzie
Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 7:44 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sat May 16, 2020 7:00 am Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.
Itll for sure help u score wang at the gay bars

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 8:02 am
by Blob Mckenzie
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat May 16, 2020 7:44 am
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sat May 16, 2020 7:00 am Hargraves has altered his appearance a few times during the pandemic. The seven week beard is gone. The hair has grown back after my kids shaved my dome. And now my daughter gave me an eyebrow like Charlie Puth. I’m thinking hard about bleaching my hair this weekend.
Itll for sure help u score wang at the gay bars
That’s the Chef’s scene. He used to ride the trapeze at the Dufferin

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 8:16 am
by Chef Boi RD
I imagine Doyle looks like a heavy set Joes Exotic these days singing his country tunes

Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 11:45 am
by Strangelove
My beard is back in all its glory and my hair is well over my eyes.

All I need now is the Daytons and that chip back on my shoulders!

Oh... and to drop 20lbs. :oops: