Other Sports....non hockey

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Cousin Strawberry
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donlever wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 4:55 pm Yeah.....y'all r right...my bad...every player is a dogfucking 7 foot tall unathletic Gumby.

My bad.

Good talk.
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Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.
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Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 5:08 pm Cuz, how often do you stand over the bowl to dunk your stream of piss and still miss the gimmee?

Bet your wife loves the rebounds.
If you just shoot at the backboard you're shooting at 100%...plus when you get to our age, taking a dump allows you to easily dunk your long balls in the cooling toilet water before retracting them for the bowel movement
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May have been my favourite play of the game last night. Gobert is 4 time NBA Defensive Player of the Year and the Alien put him in a blender.

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That was sick.

He didn’t even need to pass. Could have scored after the double axel, the pass forcing the triple Salchow was almost unnecessary cruelty. 😂
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Mëds wrote: ↑Wed May 13, 2026 11:20 am That was sick.
Speaking of unnecessary cruelty.
Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 3:45 pm When you're 7' tall, tossing a big rubber bouncy ball into something 3 ' over your head doesn't seem so hard
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The Alien said this back in October when asked about giving up an open shot to pass to a team mate.

"I probably turned down a shot I could make with my eyes closed but that was to get one of my teammates a shot he could make in his sleep."
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