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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 7:37 am Hey Donny, when your body gets too old for your daily hikes, you can always get one of these.

https://ca.hypershell.tech/pages/hypers ... caP9VDloHA
Those are cool, be even more interesting as the technology improves.

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I've read about these things being developed years ago and seen some prototypes in action. They're actually a really cool idea. Didn't know they were already on the market.

I would love to have one someday as I continue to walk on and wait another half century for a Cup.
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3 please.

Ship 'em.

Cuz is trying to figure out how they could extend his sex life.
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donlever wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 9:43 am 3 please.

Ship 'em.

Cuz is trying to figure out how they could extend his sex life.
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I was more thinking about the old lady....
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Ah ok lol

I want a mech suit like in fallout. I can see those coming into being in my lifetime
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Cuz is better served with an advanced AI robot that can push him from behind at inhuman speeds to increase his thrusts per minute (tpm).

Of course it must be paired with a Hypershell hip/pelvic/spine model that alleviates the wear on his skeletal system. A high viscosity lube must also be used on his peepee to reduce the friction caused by the much higher thrusting speed.
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:lol:

tpm

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I'm not into fast, man. I like to make it last the whole intermission
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Cuz...the 15 minute man.

7.5 each if there is two of them....
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donlever wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 10:58 am Cuz...the 15 minute man.

7.5 each if there is two of them....
*Includes a trip to the fridge
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...for the butter...

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The robot/hypershell combo will save him 7 minutes each, with a trip to the fridge.

Any normal heterosexual male would take this option if somehow ended up swimming with whales.

Cuz isn't normal :wink:
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Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 11:18 am The robot/hypershell combo will save him 7 minutes each, with a trip to the fridge.
Or, two is his human limit. With the hypershell he could do 4, 8, 16?
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5thhorseman wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 11:26 am Or, two is his human limit. With the hypershell he could do 4, 8, 16?
The potential tpm's on that.

The mind boggles....
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