We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:07 pm My best description of Donald Trump during all of this:

Someone who doesn’t give a shit trying to give a shit

“Magic pills are coming!”
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Dr. Fauci facepalm :lol:

Hey Trump, I’m ANTIFA.
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Our fearless leader :lol:

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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:16 pm Our fearless leader :lol:
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He's not wrong Dude.

600mg hydroxychloroquine + 500mg azithromycin X 6 days has proven effective against COVID19

... in clinical trials in China and France.

If I get really sick from this plague thingy you better believe I'll be double-dosing on dat dere.
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When the Stanley Cup Final Was Canceled Because of a Pandemic
In 1919, a second wave of cases of the previous year’s flu lead to the sudden death of the hockey championship

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/ ... 180974439/
Just want a Cup before we're all dead...
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:26 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:16 pm Our fearless leader :lol:
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He's not wrong Dude.

600mg hydroxychloroquine + 500mg azithromycin X 6 days has proven effective against COVID19

... in clinical trials in China and France.

If I get really sick from this plague thingy you better believe I'll be double-dosing on dat dere.
So gin and tonic water to the rescue once again
If you need air...call it in
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:26 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:16 pm Our fearless leader :lol:
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He's not wrong Dude.

I know Doc, he assured the Nation with his solution. I just wish he had mic dropped at the end
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:16 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:26 pm He's not wrong Dude.

600mg hydroxychloroquine + 500mg azithromycin X 6 days has proven effective against COVID19

... in clinical trials in China and France.

If I get really sick from this plague thingy you better believe I'll be double-dosing on dat dere.
So gin and tonic water to the rescue once again
Hey man, go ahead and wash it down with a little quinine... as long as it's for medicinal purposes only. :drink:
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Strangelove wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:57 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:16 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:26 pm He's not wrong Dude.

600mg hydroxychloroquine + 500mg azithromycin X 6 days has proven effective against COVID19

... in clinical trials in China and France.

If I get really sick from this plague thingy you better believe I'll be double-dosing on dat dere.
So gin and tonic water to the rescue once again
Hey man, go ahead and wash it down with a little quinine... as long as it's for medicinal purposes only. :drink:
If you read the fine print, as i always do, you'll notice that Tonic water contains quinine.

More particular gentleman in the subcontinent make sure to consume copious quantities of this medicine.

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5thhorseman wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:05 pm Daily deaths from COVID-19 are doubling every 4-5 days. If this keeps up then in 20 days from now we'll have 10,000 dead every day.

Mar. 17 817
Mar. 16 641
Mar. 15 684 ~640 (4 days)
Mar. 14 404
Mar. 13 448
Mar. 12 353
Mar. 11 332 ~320 (4 days)
Mar. 10 271
Mar... 9 198
Mar... 8 228
Mar... 7 105 ~160 (5 days)
Mar... 6 107
Mar... 5 102
Mar... 4 083
Mar... 3 085
Mar... 2 067 ~80 (5 days)
Mar... 1 073
Feb. 29 054
Feb. 28 065
Feb. 27 058
Feb. 26 037 ~40

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavir ... eath-toll/
Daily deaths (worldwide) still doubling every 4-5 days. For comparison, in a bad year the flu causes 1400 deaths per day.

If this keeps up, by April 7th this will be 10,000 deaths per day. Didn't somebody say this was a hoax?

Mar. 20 1,356 ~1280 (5 days)
Mar. 19 1,080
Mar. 18 973
Mar. 17 817
Mar. 16 641
Mar. 15 684 ~640 (4 days)
Mar. 14 404
Mar. 13 448
Mar. 12 353
Mar. 11 332 ~320 (4 days)
Mar. 10 271
Mar... 9 198
Mar... 8 228
Mar... 7 105 ~160 (5 days)
Mar... 6 107
Mar... 5 102
Mar... 4 083
Mar... 3 085
Mar... 2 067 ~80 (5 days)
Mar... 1 073
Feb. 29 054
Feb. 28 065
Feb. 27 058
Feb. 26 037 ~40
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This is kind of interesting.

There was no Stanley Cup that year of course....

The Influenza Pandemic of 1918


https://virus.stanford.edu/uda/

The origins of this influenza variant is not precisely known. It is thought to have originated in China in a rare genetic shift of the influenza virus. The recombination of its surface proteins created a virus novel to almost everyone and a loss of herd immunity. Recently the virus has been reconstructed from the tissue of a dead soldier and is now being genetically characterized. The name of Spanish Flu came from the early affliction and large mortalities in Spain (BMJ,10/19/1918) where it allegedly killed 8 million in May (BMJ, 7/13/1918). However, a first wave of influenza appeared early in the spring of 1918 in Kansas and in military camps throughout the US."
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Remember during the lockout when broadcasters filled space with people playing cards, today they are filling the NASCAR time slot with a virtual race by video gamers.
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:48 pm This is kind of interesting.

There was no Stanley Cup that year of course....

The Influenza Pandemic of 1918


https://virus.stanford.edu/uda/

The origins of this influenza variant is not precisely known. It is thought to have originated in China in a rare genetic shift of the influenza virus. The recombination of its surface proteins created a virus novel to almost everyone and a loss of herd immunity. Recently the virus has been reconstructed from the tissue of a dead soldier and is now being genetically characterized. The name of Spanish Flu came from the early affliction and large mortalities in Spain (BMJ,10/19/1918) where it allegedly killed 8 million in May (BMJ, 7/13/1918). However, a first wave of influenza appeared early in the spring of 1918 in Kansas and in military camps throughout the US."
The reason that it is called the Spanish flu is because Spain was not participating in WW1. There was a flu outbreak all over the continent, but the warring nations kept a lid on it, so there were no reports in the media, but as Spain was not at war, their media reported about the flu, and so it became known as the Spanish flu.

With the same reasoning, Chernobyl was a Swedish disaster. It was a Swedish nuclear powerplant that sounded the alarm that radiation levels were increasing outside the plant for some unknown reason. The Russians kept quiet. :mex:
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I wonder if the lesson learned from all this embarassing shortage of the most basic medical PPE will be developed countries returning to the manufacturing of life saving essentials domestically and ending the reliance on china to make everything.

Nurses and physicians screaming for masks and testing swabs has to be an eye opener
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