The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Strangelove]

Didn't you accuse me of being a Leaf fan.......

No fucking way!!

Of course not!!!

Reefie dude!

[Strangelove]

I'm not sure I like the whole tone of this discussion. IQ tests, psychopathology. I mean........

Hmmm... yeah, now that I reread it in that light... it does seem a tad assholish!

You're right Dubs, but see a low-down Leaf fan called me a low-down Leaf fan

... and I guess I went a tad mad.

Sorry, never again I SWEAR!!

[Hockey Widow]

When you live in hog town you become conditioned to all things blue. You begin to believe that the only things of relevance are in hog town, the rest of the country is just unimportant, uneducated, un-enlightened, second rate, second class and just plain does not count, nor matter, nor carry any weight or influence. It is the hog town virus.

This applies to all walks of life, not just sports. In reality you know next to nothing about the rest of the country even though you think you do. You continue to believe that because of your large population you are entitled to everything and that for the most part everyone who isn't you wants to be. You laugh at everyone and everything that is different from you. You actually think you would be better off if Canada was just you, that you support the rest of us, that when given a chance your teams are Canada's teams. You are outraged, shocked, mystified when the rest of the country says anybody but you. You don't get it. You feel betrayed, attacked, isolated and unappreciated, yet you blame anybody but you.

Once you leave, start to breath fresher air, clear your head, exercise free will, you see reality. There are only two real cures for hog town disease. One is breaking away the other is death. Absent either of those two you are doomed to a tortured life of make believe and delusion. You never grasp the disdain the rest of the country has for you. You spend your existence rewriting history and blaming others for your failures. You believe in your own self entitled sense of superiority, your priveledge in the world. And then along comes Rob Ford......

[okcanuck]

Great post HW!!!

I escaped in 71. I left because of the inferior pot they sold there, little did I know that my life was actually in danger. Thanks for enlightening me.

[Rayxor]

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

Maybe there is some confusion about why you had an entire hockeypool team made up of Leaf players. Taken out of context, it looked like a delirious fan who was taking the koolaid by IV infusion.

[olpaddy]

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

Maybe there is some confusion about why you had an entire hockeypool team made up of Leaf players. Taken out of context, it looked like a delirious fan who was taking the koolaid by IV infusion.

The plot thickens... Listen Doc this pretence that you have lived by oh so many years perpetrated under the guise of u hating all things blue & white if u dig around in your background a lil bit is just a clever ruse as it were...

How else do you explain this in your possession???? http://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/ ... 192c37.jpg

I have not come here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass but to reunite a troubled youth who gave up on his favorite team... The Summer of Strangelove and his Maple leaves Reunited cause it feels so good....

[Strangelove]

The plot thickens... Listen Doc this pretence that you have lived by oh so many years perpetrated under the guise of u hating all things blue & white if u dig around in your background a lil bit is just a clever ruse as it were...

How else do you explain this in your possession???? http://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/ ... 192c37.jpg

I have not come here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass but to reunite a troubled youth who gave up on his favorite team... The Summer of Strangelove and his Maple leaves Reunited cause it feels so good....

LOL I suppose one should never come between a Leaf fan and his delusion.

Believe what you want to believe Paddy!

As long as I'm dishing pain to leaves nation hey I'm happy!

[Strangelove]

When you live in hog town you become conditioned to all things blue. You begin to believe that the only things of relevance are in hog town, the rest of the country is just unimportant, uneducated, un-enlightened, second rate, second class and just plain does not count, nor matter, nor carry any weight or influence. It is the hog town virus.

This applies to all walks of life, not just sports. In reality you know next to nothing about the rest of the country even though you think you do. You continue to believe that because of your large population you are entitled to everything and that for the most part everyone who isn't you wants to be. You laugh at everyone and everything that is different from you. You actually think you would be better off if Canada was just you, that you support the rest of us, that when given a chance your teams are Canada's teams. You are outraged, shocked, mystified when the rest of the country says anybody but you. You don't get it. You feel betrayed, attacked, isolated and unappreciated, yet you blame anybody but you.

Once you leave, start to breath fresher air, clear your head, exercise free will, you see reality. There are only two real cures for hog town disease. One is breaking away the other is death. Absent either of those two you are doomed to a tortured life of make believe and delusion. You never grasp the disdain the rest of the country has for you. You spend your existence rewriting history and blaming others for your failures. You believe in your own self entitled sense of superiority, your priveledge in the world. And then along comes Rob Ford......

So glad you were exorcised Dubs!

[Strangelove]

I mean... WHAT KIND OF A GUY... would accuse a totally innocent man of being a Leaf fan!!

Maybe there is some confusion about why you had an entire hockeypool team made up of Leaf players. Taken out of context, it looked like a delirious fan who was taking the koolaid by IV infusion.

Somehow I even selected players that weren't available in that Box Selection Pool!

I shouldn't laugh... the poor bastard who ran that site ended up in a rubber room.

I think he was going for irony, given the fact I was famous for using the minds of Leafers as my personal toilets.

BTW the poor bastard that ran that site once admitted to me in a PM that he was a closet Leafer!

Oh it's true.

[olpaddy]

The plot thickens... Listen Doc this pretence that you have lived by oh so many years perpetrated under the guise of u hating all things blue & white if u dig around in your background a lil bit is just a clever ruse as it were...

How else do you explain this in your possession???? http://www.gamewornauctions.net/images/ ... 192c37.jpg

I have not come here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass but to reunite a troubled youth who gave up on his favorite team... The Summer of Strangelove and his Maple leaves Reunited cause it feels so good....

LOL I suppose one should never come between a Leaf fan and his delusion.

Believe what you want to believe Paddy!

As long as I'm dishing pain to leaves nation hey I'm happy!

Heading into the Summer of Strangelove you haven't been this Leaf Happy since this happened...

[damonberryman]

Great post HW!!!

I escaped in 71. I left because of the inferior pot they sold there, little did I know that my life was actually in danger. Thanks for enlightening me.

They had lousy smack also. They are more of a coke kinda town. Keeps the yuppies up and going. Having said that much I will also add I like the city of Toronto but not its sports fans. They do have good food.

Finally I do not believe the rumour one of ours on this thread is a closet Leaf fan. I was always a Leaf Van when growing up in Van until we got our own team. I really liked Frank Mahovolich (sp?) and Johnny Bower. However, that was so long ago it probably does not count.

[Strangelove]

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Take that Paddy...

[olpaddy]

https://streamable.com/br21

Take that Paddy...

I haven't seen a Young Doctor Strangelove in love with a fiesty Leaf team since this...

[Rayxor]

I really liked Frank Mahovolich (sp?) and Johnny Bower. However, that was so long ago it probably does not count.

A true Leaf fan would never, EVER, say that. That's like admitting that those cups that their grandfathers watched them win don't mean jack shit in today's world.

How many cups has *your* team won is their unofficial motto. Or is it the official motto, I don't really follow them.

[Topper]

I really liked Frank Mahovolich (sp?) and Johnny Bower. However, that was so long ago it probably does not count.

A true Leaf fan would never, EVER, say that. That's like admitting that those cups that their grandfathers watched them win don't mean jack shit in today's world.

How many cups has *your* team won is their unofficial motto. Or is it the official motto, I don't really follow them.

When Flames fans spew about their cup win, I remind them that Tampa Bay also won a cup.