Poetry Corner
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- Carl Yagro
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Let me lick your Brown
'Cuz I'm a Wizard of Strawberry yields
My face I can't feel
When fatties sitting on your snout
Tossing salads forever
Would be so easy to keep mouth closed
Misunderstanding all from CC
Was the meat to a fat(chick)burger but now the secret's out
It can't get fatter than this 3-
Some, will put you down
'Cuz, for going to Save the Whales
They taste nothing like kale
Now your reputation is in doubt
'Cuz Strawberry yields for heifers
'Cuz I'm a Wizard of Strawberry yields
My face I can't feel
When fatties sitting on your snout
Tossing salads forever
Would be so easy to keep mouth closed
Misunderstanding all from CC
Was the meat to a fat(chick)burger but now the secret's out
It can't get fatter than this 3-
Some, will put you down
'Cuz, for going to Save the Whales
They taste nothing like kale
Now your reputation is in doubt
'Cuz Strawberry yields for heifers
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- Cousin Strawberry
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Laugh all you like but I'm still the one who found.heaven for a glorious 8 solid seconds (x 2)
I was like shallow Hal that fateful night 30+ years ago...
If you need air...call it in
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Thank you, thank you. It's truly an honour to be up here with you all tonight.
First of all, I want to thank God, my agent, my accountant and all them fat ho's out there that Yoodles hasn't yet had 3-ways with.
It was a bit of sudden inspiration to rip off musical legends and re-imagine it to fit the incredible (based on a) true story of the Legendary Brown(hole) Wizard and his bestial exploits. It pretty much wrote itself.
As our stoner friend would likely say, "You ain't fat, you ain't nothing! You ain't nothing!"
Thank you. Good night.
<Walks off stage to a standing ovation>
First of all, I want to thank God, my agent, my accountant and all them fat ho's out there that Yoodles hasn't yet had 3-ways with.
It was a bit of sudden inspiration to rip off musical legends and re-imagine it to fit the incredible (based on a) true story of the Legendary Brown(hole) Wizard and his bestial exploits. It pretty much wrote itself.
As our stoner friend would likely say, "You ain't fat, you ain't nothing! You ain't nothing!"
Thank you. Good night.
<Walks off stage to a standing ovation>
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- Strangelove
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Meanwhile Cuz is sitting at the homestead, baked, thinking to himself...."yeah, I just had to bring up the menage et trois with the Kiwis."
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I let one shameful thing slip and the next thing I know you're all writing poetry and music to my follie
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He found another use for flour?
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:55 pm One of them was my mothers childhood friends daughter. She was supposed to be showing me around Mt. Maunganui...instead it was mount poor young and impressionable Cousin Strawberrys face
Kissin’ Cousin Strawberry
Mum’s friend’s daughters... by the dozen,
But not until... he’s a’buzzin’,
Gotsta get high,
I’ll tell ya why,
Truth is dem hoes dey's be's his cousins.
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Try to focus on someday.
Try to focus on someday.
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His friends said but how
His family all human as well
Does a man become cousins
With cows?
His family all human as well
Does a man become cousins
With cows?
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Cuz baking in more than one way.
Flour, yeast, milk.....
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