Poetry Corner

The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.

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Let me lick your Brown
'Cuz I'm a Wizard of Strawberry yields
My face I can't feel
When fatties sitting on your snout
Tossing salads forever

Would be so easy to keep mouth closed
Misunderstanding all from CC
Was the meat to a fat(chick)burger but now the secret's out
It can't get fatter than this 3-
Some, will put you down

'Cuz, for going to Save the Whales
They taste nothing like kale
Now your reputation is in doubt
'Cuz Strawberry yields for heifers
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Carl Yagro wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:36 pm 'Cuz Strawberry yields for heifers

:lol:

Very nice.
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That was high quality :thumbs:
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:lol:

Laugh all you like but I'm still the one who found.heaven for a glorious 8 solid seconds (x 2)

I was like shallow Hal that fateful night 30+ years ago...

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Carl - a CC Classic! :D

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Thank you, thank you. It's truly an honour to be up here with you all tonight.

First of all, I want to thank God, my agent, my accountant and all them fat ho's out there that Yoodles hasn't yet had 3-ways with.

It was a bit of sudden inspiration to rip off musical legends and re-imagine it to fit the incredible (based on a) true story of the Legendary Brown(hole) Wizard and his bestial exploits. It pretty much wrote itself.

As our stoner friend would likely say, "You ain't fat, you ain't nothing! You ain't nothing!"

Thank you. Good night.

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Bravo Carl, you are a true CC culture carrier!
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Meanwhile Cuz is sitting at the homestead, baked, thinking to himself...."yeah, I just had to bring up the menage et trois with the Kiwis."
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I let one shameful thing slip and the next thing I know you're all writing poetry and music to my follie
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donlever wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:21 pm Meanwhile Cuz is sitting at the homestead, baked,"
He found another use for flour?
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I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Topper wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:19 am
donlever wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 8:21 pm Meanwhile Cuz is sitting at the homestead, baked,"
He found another use for flour?
:lol:

*pre-moistened
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:55 pm One of them was my mothers childhood friends daughter. She was supposed to be showing me around Mt. Maunganui...instead it was mount poor young and impressionable Cousin Strawberrys face
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:59 pm Foxy was another of mums friends daughters lol
Kissin’ Cousin Strawberry

Mum’s friend’s daughters... by the dozen,
But not until... he’s a’buzzin’,
Gotsta get high,
I’ll tell ya why,
Truth is dem hoes dey's be's his cousins.

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His friends said but how
His family all human as well
Does a man become cousins
With cows?
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:lol:

Cuz baking in more than one way.

Flour, yeast, milk.....
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You let one two thing(s) slip...
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