We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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ukcanuck wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:30 am For those that wondered what happened to regular flu and colds

They are getting the band back together

https://globalnews.ca/news/7942074/covi ... JXK3D3lfmU
LMAO!!!!!
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I caught a piece of Covid.

Shits fucked up.

Been a year and my strength still has not fully returned and my lungs still hurt when I sneeze.
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MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:00 pm I caught a piece of Covid.

Shits fucked up.

Been a year and my strength still has not fully returned and my lungs still hurt when I sneeze.
If you scroll back a few pages you’ll see Per lost his partner to covid he recovered
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rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:25 pm
MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:00 pm I caught a piece of Covid.

Shits fucked up.

Been a year and my strength still has not fully returned and my lungs still hurt when I sneeze.
If you scroll back a few pages you’ll see Per lost his partner to covid he recovered
Some things you never recover from...losing your partner like that is unimaginable.
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Nov 19, 2020 - BC's Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor General, Colonel Klink, brought in his mandatory mask mandate in response to store clerks and restaurant employees being harassed for their employer's mask mandates for customers. New cases that day were 536, which was an anomalous low given the previous two days were 717 and 762 with the following two days 832 and 859. Seven day rolling average of new cases was 656. Hospitalizations were 217 with 59 of those in ICU. Recovery rate, skewed because of the rapid increase in case numbers the previous weeks was 69% Vaccines were still a pipe dream.

May 11, 2021 - New cases were 180, previous two days were 148 and 153, Seven day rolling average is 161 new cases/day, a week ago it was 210. Hospitalizations are in a steady decline from 224 a week ago to 162 with 45 in ICU. Recovery rate is 97.5% and 75% of British Columbians have received their first dose of the vaccine.

Why the fuck are Colonel Klink and Sgt Schultz making us continue to wear masks?

Because I'm a stats nerd, for more than the past year, I have been building a database from the daily numbers released by BC.
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rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:25 pm
MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:00 pm I caught a piece of Covid.

Shits fucked up.

Been a year and my strength still has not fully returned and my lungs still hurt when I sneeze.
If you scroll back a few pages you’ll see Per lost his partner to covid he recovered
No shit eh?

Thats brutal. Per is a healthy dude as I recall so one assumes she would be the same.

My heart goes out man.
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rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:25 pm
MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:00 pm I caught a piece of Covid.

Shits fucked up.

Been a year and my strength still has not fully returned and my lungs still hurt when I sneeze.
If you scroll back a few pages you’ll see Per lost his partner to covid he recovered
Both he and his wife ended up in comas, she never came out hers.

She was his wife.

Partner is something drillers call each other. As in "My partner went to town and got two blowjobs, came back to camp and gave me one."
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:lol:
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I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
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rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:07 pm I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
Ah fuck the crotchety old prick rats.

You're a legit ball doctoring, slurve throwing, fish murdering mod.

He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
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MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
:lol:
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MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:07 pm I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
Ah fuck the crotchety old prick rats.

You're a legit ball doctoring, slurve throwing, fish murdering mod.

He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
Per actually used both terms… life partner and wife so fwiw

Tops is always keeping me honest…. The prick :wink:
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MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:07 pm I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
Ah fuck the crotchety old prick rats.

You're a legit ball doctoring, slurve throwing, fish murdering mod.

He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
I log their core :shock: :blush: :wow:
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Topper wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:12 pm
MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:07 pm I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
Ah fuck the crotchety old prick rats.

You're a legit ball doctoring, slurve throwing, fish murdering mod.

He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
I log their core :shock: :blush: :wow:
Sounds like Logjammin'
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:15 pm
Topper wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:12 pm
MissingElite wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:09 pm
rats19 wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:07 pm I only said partner cuz Per used the term….
Ah fuck the crotchety old prick rats.

You're a legit ball doctoring, slurve throwing, fish murdering mod.

He stands around watching dudes who blow each other dig in the mud all day.
I log their core :shock: :blush: :wow:
Sounds like Logjammin'
They deliver it laid out in boxes with depth markers
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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