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Cheesus.

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That be some tripped out shit man.
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http://funcoolfacts.blogspot.com/2015/0 ... n.html?m=1
UFOs are from a Cryptoterrestrial origin

This theory by late American author and blogger Mac Tonnies asserts that if we accept that UFOs are vehicles created by an advanced civilization and apply Occam’s razor, we can conclude that it is most likely the civilization originates from the Earth itself rather than a distant planet. Tonnies suggests that we share our planet with a humanoid race much older than humanity but related to us (explaining their physical form) and more technologically advanced...

"Mac Tonnies was 34, a non-smoker, and vegetarian who walked every day. On October 18, 2009, he sent me a message on Twitter, went to bed and never woke up."

Murdered by the motherfucking Cryptoterrestrials?

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What the living fuck!?!?

The truth is....down there?

:wow:

Good dig though. Theres something that we dont understand out there. Any and all theories are interesting shit to me
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Cryptoterrestrials makes a lot more sense to me personally than extraterrestrials.

Mac Tonnies' book is available for free online if you're interested:

https://archive.org/details/TheCryptote ... s/mode/2up
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Thanks I shall.

The recent release by the FBI of all this footage of tic-tac shaped craft performing impossible maneuvers is maybe the best evidence yet of extraterrestrial life visiting us to me.

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Check out the footage of this one. Very clear and confirmed by the US Navy as genuine including interviewing the pilot that originally filmed the anomaly.

The little motherfuckers have set up shop in our oceans and are using them to cover their escape.

https://curiosmos.com/ufo-that-split-in ... entists/

Ima go smoke this one out in my bong room and think it over some more.
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Mother. Fuckers!
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Strangelove wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 4:59 pm Mother. Fuckers!
Did you see those things fade in and out of perception? They have some sort of light bending camouflage or cloaking systems. What a trip man
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 5:05 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 4:59 pm Mother. Fuckers!
Did you see those things fade in and out of perception? They have some sort of light bending camouflage or cloaking systems. What a trip man
Sort of seemed that way.

Your video reminded me of one I saw recently:



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:wow:

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Swedes!
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:lol:

Ya i dunno man...how the fuck do people see that kind of detail out of a cab window? Right down to the lack of wrinkles in their suits?
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:23 am :lol:

Ya i dunno man...how the fuck do people see that kind of detail out of a cab window? Right down to the lack of wrinkles in their suits?
Twas a clear night? :D

A bunch of Scandinavians made there way towards the inside crust of the hollowish Earth thousands of years ago.

The entrances were easier to navigate back then, plus they had advanced technology.

They liked it down there away from the barbarians on the surface (plants, animals, oceans, lakes, etc exist there).

They grow to heights of 10' down there due to the lesser gravity.

They have always abducted surface folk for the sake of avoiding inbreeding and self-perfection.

They have built wondrous massive cities and their tech has continued to grow, their aircraft becoming what we call UFOs.

UKcanuck would definitely lable them "white supremacists".

Anyway, that's how the theory goes, you've never heard of this?

There's been 2 or 3 famous stories of folks accidently making their way down there and making contact.

(entry point in the ocean north of Scandinavia you can sail/fly through)

(ocean flows inside/outside of crust of hollowish Earth)

There's also a few stories of Insiders breaking away a coming to live with surface folk for brief periods.

I don't necessarily believe any of this

... but I find it much more believable than humanoid aliens traversing a million light years and breathing our air, etc.
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Strangelove wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 3:24 pm
I don't necessarily believe any of this

... but I find it much more believable than humanoid aliens traversing a million light years and breathing our air, etc.
Or zombie carpenters...?

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