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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 1:52 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 12:35 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am It seems the thing holding humanity back is cruelty, hostility and a lack of empathy. Theyre dialed into our collective consciousness and know all the fucked up shit we think about...like god.

Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
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The most "fucked up shit we think about" is the idea of aliens. Image

It's a trick man, listen... they :look: ... are setting us up for a fake alien invasion!
Open your third eye Doc. This shit is happening!

Dont worry though...disclosure will come with a way for the religeous zealots to retain their dignity

:look:
OMG... they :look: ... are playing you like a fiddle.

Those dancing green lightsabres? Yeah, that was... them :look: .

It's all about fake news and fake aliens...
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 10:12 am Angry monkeys all wanking off to mental images of genitalia while hating each other
Don't wank angry Wiz, don't wank angry...
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Angry is the only way to wank Doc
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:22 pm Angry is the only way to wank Doc
Yeah, I don't practice what I preach.

Good thing I'm not Catholic, those wankers aren't allowed to wank!
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:41 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:22 pm Angry is the only way to wank Doc
Yeah, I don't practice what I preach.

Good thing I'm not Catholic, those wankers aren't allowed to wank!
They can wank but no load blowing
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:59 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:41 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:22 pm Angry is the only way to wank Doc
Yeah, I don't practice what I preach.

Good thing I'm not Catholic, those wankers aren't allowed to wank!
They can wank but no load blowing
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:59 pm
Strangelove wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:41 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Dec 29, 2020 2:22 pm Angry is the only way to wank Doc
Yeah, I don't practice what I preach.

Good thing I'm not Catholic, those wankers aren't allowed to wank!
They can wank but no load blowing
I was going to say something about saving it up but its Christmas so I won't.
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Doc are you one of those 'bending over backwards' types?

:P
Loeb said the skeptics are bending over backwards to assign natural origins to the object and that the explanations they’ve given to explain its weird properties don’t stand up to scrutiny.
Dont fear the space doobie mon frere. Just pretend jesus is driving it


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Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
The earth is flat in the good book, Wiz.
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Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:01 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
The earth is flat in the good book, Wiz.
Lol yup. The best part is that in the 1600s the bible that everyone follows today was re-written (again) by an english archbishop to suit their devious political agendas and instill fear in the population in order to extract further "charitable donations" and manipulate people.

Its a giant sham Chef.
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:21 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:01 pm
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
The earth is flat in the good book, Wiz.
Lol yup. The best part is that in the 1600s the bible that everyone follows today was re-written (again) by an english archbishop to suit their devious political agendas and instill fear in the population in order to extract further "charitable donations" and manipulate people.

Its a giant sham Chef.
But what they did with the book of revelations is pure genius.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:42 pm
Chef Boi RD wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:21 pm Life on other Planets and Dinosaurs are two very big omissions from the Good Book. I want to know why. That and why the Good Book claims the Universe to be just 6,000 years old when in fact it’s 13.8 Billion years old?
And why no mention of the pyramids?
The oldest known evidence for anatomically modern humans (as of 2017) are fossils found at Jebel Irhoud, Morocco, dated about 300,000 years old. Anatomically modern human remains of eight individuals dated 300,000 years old, making them the oldest known remains categorized as "modern" (as of 2018)

6,000 years old the Universe, Wiz. 6,000
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Doc will be swooping in here soon throwing crucifixes and shit
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