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Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2024 11:45 pm
by Meds
Per wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:00 am
So, Elon Musk is holding a shareholder vote to reinstate his USD 56 billion pay package that a Delaware court earlier voided for being excessive.
At the same time he is planning to lay off 14,000 workers.
Now, here's an idea, how about he settles for just USD 28 billion, and uses the other 28 billion to keep those 14,000 workers on a yearly USD 2 million salary?
It will be the same cost for the company, and then they can keep all their staff!
Isn't it entirely possible that those 14,000 workers are actually superfluous positions who don't actually contribute to the profitability of the company?
But yeah, like a true centrist you would prefer to see people get paid for doing nothing.
Wait.....centrist? No, that certainly doesn't sound right.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:00 pm
by Topper
If the violin doesn't work, she's coming back with bagpipes.
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/bc ... -orca-calf
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:05 pm
by Aaronp18
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 3:20 pm
by rats19
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 4:20 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Dafuq haha
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:35 pm
by Chef Boi RD
“How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so” - Charles Bukowski
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:43 pm
by Carl Yagro
Cousin Milkman delivers
The story he's retold to us here many times before is now available for viewing
Post of the Week to AP18
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:56 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
It's because there were 2 of them!
Gawdammit!
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:58 pm
by Topper
Reid Fleming
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2024 2:14 am
by Per
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:39 pm
by 2Fingers
I like boobs.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:13 pm
by Per
If I click the ”Is there a god?” thread, the server replies ”… does not exist”
So… does this resolve the question?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:32 pm
by Strangelove
Per wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:13 pm
If I click the ”Is there a god?” thread, the server replies ”… does not exist”
So… does this resolve the question?
The server is possessed by the devil.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:41 pm
by 5thhorseman
Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:32 pm
Per wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:13 pm
If I click the ”Is there a god?” thread, the server replies ”… does not exist”
So… does this resolve the question?
The server is possessed by the devil.
Is Brian doing an exorcism? Is that what's really going on?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:51 pm
by Strangelove
Brian CC wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:38 pm
the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you...
