We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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Re: We're All Doomed!™ (the Conquest, War, Famine, and Death Thread)

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2Fingers wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 7:36 am We are all wishing you and your wife well.
Why you speaking for everyone??? :wink:

It’s true though, hope all works out Per
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Per reminds me alot of Morrissey



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Get well, Per! Sounds like you and the Mrs got a nasty strain. Hope your recovery goes well and quick.
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Per wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 6:38 am Rumours of my demise are somewhat exaggerated

I have however spent a fortnight in an induced coma. They woke me up last Monday and I have spent this week trying to become a better person by learning skills like walking, eating with a spoon, etc. I have lost a lot of muscle mass so a preliminary estimate is I will be in rehab for four months.

My main concern at this point though, is that my wife is still in a coma. She will be in even worse shape when they wake her up.
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Thanks for the update Per, get better, we're all cheering for you.

And your wife! Damn! :( All the best, don't know what else to say...

Per wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 6:38 am I won't be around much as I have both the attention span and rough brain size of a gnat.
A leftie with the attention span and rough brain size of a gnat?

Yeah, UK has that covered, take a break and heal up buds...
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Thanks for checking in, Per! Take care of yourself!!
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Per wrote: Sun May 09, 2021 6:38 am Rumours of my demise are somewhat exaggerated

I have however spent a fortnight in an induced coma. They woke me up last Monday and I have spent this week trying to become a better person by learning skills like walking, eating with a spoon, etc. I have lost a lot of muscle mass so a preliminary estimate is I will be in rehab for four months.

My main concern at this point though, is that my wife is still in a coma. She will be in even worse shape when they wake her up.

I won't be around much as I have both the attention span and rough brain size of a gnat.

Take your shots.
Holy fuck Per, an induced coma? Four month rehab?

This is almost unfathomable. We've all been pulling for you and your wife to get through this. Best of luck eh.
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Good luck in your recovery, Per. It’s good to hear you’re on the mend. Best wishes to Mrs. Per.
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Oh Per!! You get well and hugs to both you and the wife. We missed the playoffs so we don't need you back until he fall anyway :mrgreen:
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So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
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5thhorseman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:14 am So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
What? You don't have a bunch of anti-vaxxers up there holding up the process?
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Cornuck wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:21 am
5thhorseman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:14 am So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
What? You don't have a bunch of anti-vaxxers up there holding up the process?
Yah, at 40% I don't think we can tell yet Corn. We may struggle to get to 80% but if that happens drop all restrictions I say.
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Reports yesterday we just crossed over 50%
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Cornuck wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:21 am
5thhorseman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:14 am So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
What? You don't have a bunch of anti-vaxxers up there holding up the process?
There will be a % who are anti everything and % that for medical reasons cannot take it but for the most part of those eligible, I believe we can reach 70% - 80%. It will interesting to how we vaccinate younger kids, 0-12 year old's.
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2Fingers wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:10 pm
Cornuck wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:21 am
5thhorseman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:14 am So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
What? You don't have a bunch of anti-vaxxers up there holding up the process?
There will be a % who are anti everything and % that for medical reasons cannot take it but for the most part of those eligible, I believe we can reach 70% - 80%. It will interesting to how we vaccinate younger kids, 0-12 year old's.
I for one if I was under 40 wouldn’t get it.. but alas that boat has sailed
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rats19 wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:11 pm
2Fingers wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 2:10 pm
Cornuck wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:21 am
5thhorseman wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 7:14 am So, based on the latest stats we are 40% vaccinated in BC, and adding a million every 25 days. That would put us at 60% by early June and 80% by the end of June, enough for herd immunity one would think.
What? You don't have a bunch of anti-vaxxers up there holding up the process?
There will be a % who are anti everything and % that for medical reasons cannot take it but for the most part of those eligible, I believe we can reach 70% - 80%. It will interesting to how we vaccinate younger kids, 0-12 year old's.
I for one if I was under 40 wouldn’t get it.. but alas that boat has sailed
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