Poetry Corner

The primary goal of this site is to provide mature, meaningful discussion about the Vancouver Canucks. However, we all need a break some time so this forum is basically for anything off-topic, off the wall, or to just get something off your chest! This forum is named after poster Creeper, who passed away in July of 2011 and was a long time member of the Canucks message board community.

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rats19 wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:55 pm
5thhorseman wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:44 pm
Topper wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:30 pmFred dying?
Dying for a witty comeback.
To make friends
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G Rated in X World (or Roll Over Bard of Avon)

Micky stews though he ought not,
And he will pop if he gets hot,
To wit: “Screw you!”,
An ewwy spew,
While Mad Combine doth stir the pot.


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Cherry Picker wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:49 pm
Vin Tanner wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 3:12 pm
Cherry Picker wrote: Fri Jun 18, 2021 2:25 pm You're already trashing Burrows? I guess we all know he's the Canucks' next head coach after Green, but I figured you'd all wait till he's hired before ripping him a new one.
I’ve trashed him for years for his trashy behaviour. And I’ve applauded him for him hard work over the years. You looking for a spot on Doc’s knee. Getting kinda crowded on those chunky little Devito thighs.
So anyone that’s a fan of Burrows or disagrees in anyway with any of your opinions is working for Doc?

Seek help.

https://www.healthline.com/health/ment ... s#examples
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I live in his head and I pay no rent,
I soiled the floors,
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:lol:
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Battlerap

Homie Ghome’s a mucho screama,
Takin it from his beau Reama,
Deepa, deepa,
He’s a keepa,
Been with him since Iwo Jima.


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Brilliant.
DeLevering since 1999.
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donlever wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 10:15 am Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Cuz.

Couldn't get movin' 'til he caught himself a buzz.

Then one day when a badger came around.

Grabbed his ol' putter and beat him to the ground.
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:lol:

What a lovely poem

To be honest i didnt beat down the badger, only got 2 licks in to get my dog out of there then ran like fuck. The thing was pissed right off
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:48 pm :lol:

What a lovely poem
Dude...not a poem.

You're a Beverly Hillbilly man...sing along...it flows yo.
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donlever wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:59 pm
Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:48 pm :lol:

What a lovely poem
Dude...not a poem.

You're a Beverly Hillbilly man...sing along...it flows yo.
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 12:48 pm :lol:

What a lovely poem

To be honest i didnt beat down the badger, only got 2 licks in to get my dog out of there then ran like fuck. The thing was pissed right off
Don't let facts get in the way legend...

(first time I saw a badger - on the road - I got out and took photos (at a distance) - after reading later how they could EASILY outrun me, I realized I should have been a little further away!) :oops:
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I mow my lawns in Buddy Ebsen's exact same hat
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You Prob'ly Think This Ode is About You

You walked into the Hockeytalk,
Like you were walking onto a yacht,
There’s really nothing queerer,
Than one eye in the mirror,
As you watch yourself gavotte.
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There once was a poster named Doc,
With an orange encrusted c*ck.
Beach Volleyball n Cheetos
He beat on his meat OH!
And finished off in a sock.
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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^ Nice! The best limericks contain a strong element of truth. :mrgreen:
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