Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfastThe Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 amJust fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the redsSKYO wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 amHe must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 amPolice said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.SKYO wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
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meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.ESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 amBlowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfastThe Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 amJust fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the redsSKYO wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 amHe must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 amPolice said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.SKYO wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
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Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
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oh fuck, I cant drink more than 2 beers without getting full and bloated. Now, with whiskey, its all about your liver. just keep drinking whiskey until your 'check liver' light comes on. then pause for an hour before the next whiskey.ESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 amGood on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
The training is tough, but hey.. if you want to be a champion, train like a champion.
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The Wiz guzzles the piss once bbq season arrives here in central Alberia (just arriving now).ESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 amBlowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfastThe Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 amJust fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the redsSKYO wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 amHe must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 amPolice said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.SKYO wrote: ↑Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
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Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short orderESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 amGood on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:15 pmStart bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short orderESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 amGood on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
... and THATS why they call booze a gateway drug!
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Roberto Luongo will take the reins as general manager of Canada’s National Men’s Team at the IIHF World Championship in Latvia, joined by assistant GM Shane Doan. LINK
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You have to pace yourself. Remember. Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore.ESQ wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 amGood on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
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Not sure about the on-ice product, but the Canucks will get another 3 years of cap-recapture out of this somehow.
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"One time we're in the locker room and Keenan is all over him. We were like holy shit!, normally he's not on Mogilny like that.
Mogilny looks up, he's like, "Mike, have you ever heard of how I defected, how they fucking threatened my family, how they wanted to kill everybody?
You think you're fucking scaring me?"
We were like, "Holy shit." It was pretty crazy. Mike didn't know what to say - he normally gets the last word."
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Juice tells a funny Torts story:
https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/tortore ... _eICYp64RY
Torts is in the middle of a speech and ripping some guys, but he gets interrupted by someone flushing the toilet. The culprit was Ryan Stanton.
https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/tortore ... _eICYp64RY
Torts is in the middle of a speech and ripping some guys, but he gets interrupted by someone flushing the toilet. The culprit was Ryan Stanton.
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Sounds like our former Millzy is going to call it a career. He came in and give us 3 good years.
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I liked him. He should get into coaching after a reasonable respite. He's be good at it.
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