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The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

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Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

:lol:
Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
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Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
oh fuck, I cant drink more than 2 beers without getting full and bloated. Now, with whiskey, its all about your liver. just keep drinking whiskey until your 'check liver' light comes on. then pause for an hour before the next whiskey.

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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:09 am
The Brown Wizard wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:36 am
SKYO wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:23 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:36 am
SKYO wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:07 am ol' Bertuzzi got caught DUI in Michigan.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/01/todd-ber ... k-driving/
Police said that driver was identified as Bertuzzi, 46, who was the only one in the vehicle at the time.

Police said Bertuzzi was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated with a high blood-alcohol content.
He must drink a lot, 46? lookin' like 56.
Just fuckin hammered, stopping at yellows but rollin the reds

:lol:
Blowing .25 is damned impressive - that would put most of us in a coma , heck it'd probably kill Wiz due to atrophy of alcohol tolerance... For others, that's a red-eye for breakfast
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order
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Doyle Hargraves wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:15 pm
ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
Start bucking rails. You’ll be able to drink like an Indian in short order


... and THATS why they call booze a gateway drug!
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Roberto Luongo will take the reins as general manager of Canada’s National Men’s Team at the IIHF World Championship in Latvia, joined by assistant GM Shane Doan. LINK
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Cornuck wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:58 am Roberto Luongo will take the reins as general manager of Canada’s National Men’s Team at the IIHF World Championship in Latvia, joined by assistant GM Shane Doan. LINK
Any bets how this will turn out?
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ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:23 am
Madcombinepilot wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 am
meh. its a regular day ending with a 'Y' out here behind the straw curtain.
Good on ya. My ill-considered pandemic purchase was a kegerator, and even though I blew through 20 litres in 2 weeks, I don't think I was ever able to do more than 4 beers in a day.

I thought becoming a dad would give me drinking superpowers, but it's been the opposite!
You have to pace yourself. Remember. Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Micky wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:16 am
Cornuck wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:58 am Roberto Luongo will take the reins as general manager of Canada’s National Men’s Team at the IIHF World Championship in Latvia, joined by assistant GM Shane Doan. LINK
Any bets how this will turn out?
Not sure about the on-ice product, but the Canucks will get another 3 years of cap-recapture out of this somehow.
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"One time we're in the locker room and Keenan is all over him. We were like holy shit!, normally he's not on Mogilny like that.

Mogilny looks up, he's like, "Mike, have you ever heard of how I defected, how they fucking threatened my family, how they wanted to kill everybody?
You think you're fucking scaring me?"

We were like, "Holy shit." It was pretty crazy. Mike didn't know what to say - he normally gets the last word."

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Juice tells a funny Torts story:

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/tortore ... _eICYp64RY

Torts is in the middle of a speech and ripping some guys, but he gets interrupted by someone flushing the toilet. The culprit was Ryan Stanton. :lol:
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Sounds like our former Millzy is going to call it a career. He came in and give us 3 good years.

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I liked him. He should get into coaching after a reasonable respite. He's be good at it.
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