The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Cherry Picker]

Hey, don’t write their goaltending off yet, they have that Zamboni driver.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Have the laughs even made the playoffs in 53 years?

I wonder how they justify hanging multiple jerseys of career chokers like Sundin, Gilmour, Clark etc when they havent even qualified...

[Cousin Strawberry]

In a recent article published for the Toronto Sun, controversial Toronto journalist Steve Simmons published a quote from an anonymous 'old time Swiss hockey expert' who claims that Thornton's lack of speed 41 years of age has made him too slow for even the Swiss League, much less the NHL.

"If his name wasn’t Joe Thornton, you’d think he’s big and smart and too slow to play in this league," said the unnamed expert as per Simmons. "And the NHL is way faster than the Swiss League … There’s a lot of respect for him here and we still have young players who go into the corner and would like to ask for his autograph rather than crushing him into the boards."

https://info.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jo ... s-league

[Strangelove]

In a recent article published for the Toronto Sun, controversial Toronto journalist Steve Simmons published a quote from an anonymous 'old time Swiss hockey expert' who claims that Thornton's lack of speed 41 years of age has made him too slow for even the Swiss League, much less the NHL.

"If his name wasn’t Joe Thornton, you’d think he’s big and smart and too slow to play in this league," said the unnamed expert as per Simmons. "And the NHL is way faster than the Swiss League … There’s a lot of respect for him here and we still have young players who go into the corner and would like to ask for his autograph rather than crushing him into the boards."

https://info.hockeyfeed.com/nhl-news/jo ... s-league

I fucking love Steve Simmons... because he's such a thorn in the Leaves side.

Steve Simmons is BY FAR the most hated Toronto media guy ever in the minds of Leaf fans.

Any other Toronto media guy would've buried that story...

[Cousin Strawberry]

Five Hole Freddy

[Strangelove]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nhl/em ... li=BBnbfcL

Emergency goalie David Ayres will have his story turned into a Disney movie

[Cornuck]

[donlever]

...the old flat top gag.

If she lights her lashes on fire she's mine.

[Madcombinepilot]

If there was a mass flooding and toronto disapeard that would be a good news day.

Of course 100% of the people get out and realize what a shit hole the City is and they rejoice in their new found freedom.

lastly Sportsnet and TSN head offices go off air.

What would make it especially great is that the Liberal government would NEVER get back in.

Of course if they got out then they'd likely migrate west and ruin the rest of the country.

They are trying their best right now.

[Cousin Strawberry]

Thank fuck for the cold. It keeps the soft palated types moving along to the BC coast