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rats19 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 8:36 pm Oil loses in OT to Utah…

What kind of a playoff team loses to the Yotes in OT!

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/arizona-coyotes-players-told-team-is-moving-to-utah/ "According to several sources, Arizona Coyotes players and staff were told before Friday’s game in Edmonton that the team will be going to Utah and there will be an opportunity to check out their new locale." W...

rats19 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:51 pm Karma
Karma
Karma

... Karma Karma Chameleon
You come and go
You come and go

Last night Oshie allegedly kicked Jost in the groin and Hathaway allegedly kicked Quick in the head.

What a world.

Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:25 pm Loved him as Nordberg though...

Nothing?

Come on people, that was gold Jerry gold!

Speaking of golden OJ jokes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc

Gotta love Norm MacDonald on SNL back in the day!

Carl Sagan: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4aAy1Avafn/?igsh=MXA2Ym1xYXp0bG1jbw== Hey Sagan, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence! (ya putz) I wonder what he would have said if he had lived long enough to see the climate computer models fail. Billions and billions and billions of 'em...

rats19 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:03 am OJ…. 76 prostate cancer

Loved him as Nordberg though...

Topper wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:24 pm Mining conference in Kamloops wraps up with draws on their door prize. Final draw is for some sort of spiffy blanket. My friend jokes that it is a diphtheria blanket. Winner was an aboriginal from an FN consulting firm.

Four of us nearly fell on the floor laughing.

That's hilarious!

Per wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:53 am

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:25 pm “When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts.”

― George Carlin

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:53 pm He'll probably play top 6 after we get rid of all our wingers to fund D acquisitions/signings.

He can be the next pump-n-dump!

5thhorseman wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:47 pm She musta been on the space committee even in highschool.

Butt seriously, how is someone like this put in charge of the House Science Committee’s space subcommittee?

It's like something out of the movie Idiocracy.

Devolution.

Picker of Cherries wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2024 6:26 pm Salt Lake City about 500km closer to Vancouver than Phoenix.
If Salt Lake City ever got a team (or in a couple months), it would be the 4th closest team to the Canucks.
Just saying.

I actually looked that up as well, good to know I'm not the only one.

. Dem Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee had this to say to a large audience of children the other day in a speech about the eclipse: "Sometimes, you need to take the opportunity just to come out and see a full moon is that complete rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases, and that’s why the question ...