Mëds wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 11:31 am

dangler wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 10:05 am Petterson is obviously not going to cut it at 1C once the club starts making the playoffs again, so imho start grabbing Centers now and hopefully one will develop into a 1C in a year or 3.

He’s not cutting it right now.

After last night, NOBODY was cutting it.

EBL? I'm not up on the latest lingo... :oops: (I'm guessing eastern boot lickers) Eastern Bag Lickers I can’t believe Corn figured that out so quickly on his own. I thought nobody here spoke Cuzlish. Bags.. Boots.. All the same if my boots are covered in shit. :D …and your bag?!? If my bag is cov ...

:lol: hey MCP, you must be dreaming about PA all night. If good or bad, be sure to wear a condom. :mrgreen: lol. I had insomnia and couldn’t sleep. 😂 I feel bad for the people who paid money to watch that. If I would have been there, the last 2 periods would have been chants of “shoot the puck” and ...

Mëds wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:20 pm

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:49 pm

Cornuck wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:28 pm EBL? I'm not up on the latest lingo...

(I'm guessing eastern boot lickers)

Eastern Bag Lickers

I can’t believe Corn figured that out so quickly on his own. I thought nobody here spoke Cuzlish.

Bags..
Boots..

All the same if my boots are covered in shit.

Dear Diary: “This third period might read more like the blogs I used to write on MySpace. This period started out with a massive disappointment, as the stats department took away a shot, so we began the last period with only 7 shots. That number is ok because I remember earlier in the season, last f ...

Dear Diary: “Lots of entries here tonight, but it’s amazing that I have someone who listens. You might be my bestest friend in the world. Even when mommy would give us cookies and ice cream before bed, she didn’t listen like you do! So I am excited that we have 8 shots through 2 periods! This is so m ...

Dear Diary: “The team got a shot AANNDD a rebound with under 10 seconds to go in the second period! Up to 7 shots through 30 minutes! 2 shots in 3 seconds is exciting stuff! I feel I could do more to create a team next year -or perhaps the year after that- which could produce that kind of excitement ...

Dear Diary,
“Sassones (a jumped up AHL player no other team knows or cares about, but our local media still thinks he is a home developed god of ice) just scored on our 5th shot of the game. I shall sleep with a rested soul and sound dream as I know the future is secured”

-Patrick Allvin

Dear Diary: “Watching the last home game of 2026 in those sick black jerseys. The matte black finish in the helmets is amazing. Reminds me of the dubbed over versions of Knight Rider when I was growing up. I can’t wait for this team to compete in front of our fans, show them what the future looks lik ...

Tciso wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 11:13 am

donlever wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2026 9:51 am Cootes into round 2 of WHL playoffs.

5 games 2G 4 A 21 shots 60% FO wins.

I'm going to game 4 of the 2nd round. I'll give an update on the hat trick he is going to score.

Buy me a ticket?

Kane is the fastest man alive when he is on a breakaway, and skates uphill on the backcheck

But I agree with Mëds on his value to the team.

Media = slough water sucking EBL's who are mostly leather clad, tail gunning, donut punchers of goats for clicks.

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 3:02 pm Yeah Corn, I'm having trouble understanding the inter-provincial, rural-hick dialogue between our buds east of the Rockies.

It might be based on Olde English but I don't know what language this is exactly...

Redneckenese

Cornuck wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:28 pm EBL? I'm not up on the latest lingo...

(I'm guessing eastern boot lickers)

Eastern Bag Lickers

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 11:27 am

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 9:23 am
Media = slough water sucking EBL's who are mostly leather clad, tail gunning, donut punchers of goats for clicks.

Fuck that's a fantastic very English sounding slagging

thank you. If you say it with an alberta accent, its even better.