Carl this is entering Mike Milbury levels of bad. They can't seem to make a single move that makes any sense. They somehow can't see shit storms coming in as well as their stoned and old ass fanbase. They're incompetent

Our discussions around here are predicated upon the assumption that these morons have a plan whereas I strongly believe they are just fumbling around in a dementia bender forgetting where they put the milk and shit. We are totally fucked until they're loaded onto Blob McKenzie's party barge and ...

A couple of old beat up toothless, scab covered crack whores six feet from the curb flogging their junk. When do the Angels send in a Pinkton? Remember when it was discovered that a few well known lower mainland prepared meats outfits we're purchasing Willy Pictons whore pork...their sausages were ...

BoS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 03, 2026 2:34 pm This is in response to placing Joseph on IR.

We're buying

So Ottawa has secretly signed a deal with the Musqueum First Nation that gives them all of Vancouver. If this actually holds water I may be outta here for either the US or Australia. Its true! Similar deals were ratified by the Supreme Court, as an example the Haida Gwaii apparently. I guess this ...

They need to surround youth with some push back/Luke Schenn types.

Way too much Charminy softness

There's some Petri Skriko vibes a flowin'

This is the worst group assembled I've seen in Canucks jerseys since I can recall...brutal viewing.

I mostly do other shit with it on in the background. Watching is boring AF

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Mon Mar 02, 2026 7:51 pm Erne Berts one in off the Pillow.

Tank rolls in strange ways.

I'm reading this in Walter Cronkite's voice

I still to this day beat off to the sound of Connor shreiking in despair at his hapless teammates (the time Tkachuk was being interviewed outside)

I see what you are cooking there 5th and we will likely end up disagreeing on this (as well). ...but... ... so are rape, murder (it's just a shot away), human sacrifice, child slavery et cetera et cetera. Shall we bring the young impressionable ones up to snuff on those as early as possible as well ...

Ward (Donny) you're being a little hard on The Beaver!

Aaron always stepping in it and wondering why he's getting served!

Moore is more than just points as far as value to his team. Hes a dog on pucks on the forecheck. If you could get him for EP and there's nothing else coming back or retention then that's addition by subtraction considering how despised the pipe cleaner has become in Van.

JelloPuddingPop wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 9:15 pm Quick, someone do a wellness check on Mëds!

A Vancouver shift with 5 Swedes on the ice at the same time!

He's gotta finishing his wank before feverishly denouncing it

donlever wrote: ↑Sat Feb 28, 2026 10:48 am ...my guess is we all thought the same thing when we saw that.

My first thought is what's that little dark bump in the money zone?