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Strangelove wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 7:19 pm The Crotchwatcher just said: "Are you jerkin Shesterkin? That’s the theme for tonight"

Was he kneeling in front with his mouth open and tongue out?

Willander shouldn't and won't be going anywhere. If NeckAsh was so good he'd have been a bigger factor for Carolina. We shouldn't be adding any more 8 mill a year floaters Have you seen him play? I haven’t. Not many people outside of Boston saw his season in college. I worry about “the man, the myt...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 7:23 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iTLOB8LR2k



42 seconds from Rob Schneider says it all.

Hronek doesn’t want to sign for a reasonable cap hit. You have to wonder whether that's the reason Yzerman was keen on moving him. Wasn't the player, it was projecting a difficult signing. Of course the future returns are the benefit to Detroit for the trade, but replacing Hronek with Petry and Hol...

Mëds wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2024 1:59 am
Hronek doesn’t want to sign for a reasonable cap hit.

This is the main issue this summer. Is QH a Norris winning defenseman because he finally got the right partner or is it more to do with timing and/or his development.

First half Hronek is a 7-8+/yr dman, second half is more like a 4-5/yr.

donlever wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 12:21 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 11:02 am Willander shouldn't and won't be going anywhere. If NeckAsh was so good he'd have been a bigger factor for Carolina.

We shouldn't be adding any more 8 mill a year floaters

Necas ain't a floater...

Willander shouldn't and won't be going anywhere. If NeckAsh was so good he'd have been a bigger factor for Carolina.

We shouldn't be adding any more 8 mill a year floaters

Damian Cocks. Plural.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Mon May 27, 2024 6:49 pm Fat Frank just retired from the Vancouver market

Those dirty people Fat Frankie thinks are hard working Edmontonians are actually out back sawzalling his catalytic converters off his range rover

McBaby loved to whine

He looked angry. anti did not take long for him to get snarly. But, reporters know this of him. Wonder how he'll react when he gets lowballed during contract negotiations. Allvin's friends know the lowballer (Yeah) The lowballer offers you less dollars (Yeah) Take a little cut Take a little cut Tak...

Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 4:59 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 4:53 pm What the fuck is Glenmore angie?

The kilt-wearers make it, it's like a non-blue Romulan ale.

I'm hammered up like Eddy Punchclock in downtown Victoria just like he would be Strange. This place is always where I make bad decisions

The Cousin is Blobcat bent at the family gathering. What the fuck is Glenmore angie? I pounded that shit like 20 shots so far. These Irish wakes rock

Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sat May 25, 2024 12:29 pm Brandon Tanev turns 33 in December
Adam Larsson turns turns 32 in November

I agree with Raille

You enjoy a well chopped up fat Raille from your bumpflap?

(No offense Raille...I'm sure you're slim )