Maybe not quite as impressive as other goose news, but I just successfully installed a new storm door for Mrs Tciso. The instructions were kinda like Ikea, but not as clear. Thats my good news for the day.*

* and no blood or missing fingers. Only a few minutes of swearing.

I think its great he isn’t in Canada. Too bad he didn't leave 10 years sooner.

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 7:14 pm

Tciso wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 7:08 pm

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 3:09 pm Unprotected in 2029,30,31

MCP goes all in on raw doggin’

STDs in 2029,30,31,32...

"Where's MCP?
Out in the parking lot giving some single mom herpes."

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 10:58 am Unless the fat side was slowly absorbing the skinny side

All you see are 2 skinny feet sticking out of the 2 tonner’s fat roll covered gunt.

Speaking of Siamese twins, and going completely off topic, this is one of my favourite all time memes…. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%2Fid%2FOIP.-FI8ujqiiajbVd9yv9ozQQHaJR%3Fpid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=5 ...

Madcombinepilot wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 3:09 pm

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 12:33 pm

Cornuck wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 12:13 pm

BCExpat wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 11:21 am Apparently Darnell Nurse has requested a trade - LOL. Who the hell is going to take on that contract without a massive sweetener?

For FOUR more years!

Van can do it for 3 x 1st rd picks

Unprotected in 2029,30,31

MCP goes all in on raw doggin’

Lancer wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2026 6:41 pm A bit of an odd hire in the sense that it looks like a lateral move for Seeley. He was the GM of LA’s AHL farm team, so maybe he sees more opportunity to move up in the ranks? I can’t see it being for more money.

Could be Surrey girls. Sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one.

I can tell Cuz is really intrigued to try some fat (duh, of course) conjoined twin action. He can experience a double blow, but only have to cough up a single fare to send them home on the bus. Thats a good argument for them getting 2 Carney food checks. Ya can't have 1 fat, and the other Somali ...

Cousin Strawberry wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2026 8:57 pm Would doing conjoined twins count as a 3some?

Only once you break them.

Mëds wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2026 9:24 pm I'd take Schenn over Cole too.

And I'd take him over POJ too.

Schenn is an ideal 7th d man. Sets the bar for Mancini and KK.

Interesting take on McKenna from scouts being interviewed at the combine. The gist of it is he is going to be a regular season star who doesn't move the needle once the intensity ramps up. A guy who racks up the points but doesn't win you the big games come spring The Panarin comparable rears it's ...

So Lever...given that Andersen was a healthy scratch after having his shit pushed in bad over the first 3 games of the SCF....are you willing to acknowledge that Freddy has a fragile eggshell mind in the big games like Roberto Luongo? I tend to agree with you Cuz, but overall, the goaltending hasn ...

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So Lever...given that Andersen was a healthy scratch after having his shit pushed in bad over the first 3 games of the SCF....are you willing to acknowledge that Freddy has a fragile eggshell mind in the big games like Roberto Luongo? I tend to agree with you Cuz, but overall, the goaltending hasn ...

Troy from Richmond is saying he loved the direction the Canucks are moving, and would totally come back and play here! I am super excited he is trolling for a job!!!! Wow. He wants to play for the 32nd best team in the league. Benning must have seen a glimmer of intelligence in Troy, cuz Troy knows ...