That would be Vancouver hockey legend.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2026 10:52 am An interesting clip of comments from a TBL post wishing Douglas luck in Vancouver:
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Yeah, this guy has serious Stortini vibes. Punching bag on skates. Hopefully Footey can give him some tips.

Ōhgren is looking like a piece of the future. Likely not a top-6 future, but a middle-6 future. Those don’t count for nothing.

Dam had to break at some point.

Meanwhile, Lankinen is getting a workout… is he that good or are the Jets that cursed??

Carl Yagro wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2026 4:59 pm Why couldn't NHL Hellebuyck have played in the Olympics?

Winnipeg fans have been asking both sides of that question.

Our fucking luck…

Chicago’s blueliners is truly putrid. At least our blueline can say they’re just young.

It’s is true. Chicago looks like a team that is quitting after they saw management quit on them.

Shorty venting early adult trauma on regional television… classic… “the Canucks up by one…”

This might be a hum-dinger of a game!! I can take this.

Cornuck wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:29 pm

theman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:26 pm Kampf to Washington for a 6 round pick

Are we going to have a full bench tonight?

Would we really notice Kampf's absence? I think his best contribution to the club was giving other players a breather on the bench while he occupied ice time during games.

Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2026 12:33 pm Reichel to Boston for a 6th https://www.tsn.ca/nhl/tradecentre/trade-tracker/

He was still in the organization???

So noticeable... even in Abby.

Good luck in Boston, kid. Somehow I see a Euro league in your future.

The tear-down is almost complete... in record time.

Oof...

More like Zach Stortini...

Guy needs to work on his strength and balance.

Canucks have claimed a goon on waivers Good guy to have around the kids - especially the frail ones like Sushi - to make sure they don't get bullied coming into the league. This team isn't competing any time soon, and we're in the 'Sea of Sassons' era of the team, so who cares if he's 26 years old ...