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Few nights ago on nightshift at the drill, driller goes psycho and bludgeons the helper with a deadblow hammer. Drill owner arrives in the morning to fire the driller, driller's sister arrives to drive him home, except they decide to hang out at the hotel the rest of the day and party. Late afternoon they are gone and the door is open so I check the place out. Looks like the aftermath of a party complete with Naloxone kit left atop the microwave.

While firing the night shift driller, there is no sign of dayshift helper coming out of his room so the drill owner pounds on that guy's door. Apparently he's busy banging some local skank and can't go until he cums.
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Topper wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 9:52 pm Few nights ago on nightshift at the drill, driller goes psycho and bludgeons the helper with a deadblow hammer. Drill owner arrives in the morning to fire the driller, driller's sister arrives to drive him home, except they decide to hang out at the hotel the rest of the day and party. Late afternoon they are gone and the door is open so I check the place out. Looks like the aftermath of a party complete with Naloxone kit left atop the microwave.

While firing the night shift driller, there is no sign of dayshift helper coming out of his room so the drill owner pounds on that guy's door. Apparently he's busy banging some local skank and can't go until he cums.
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Topper wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 9:52 pm ... he's busy banging some local skank and can't go until he cums.
Anything less would be uncivilized.
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:twisted: My lawn is dialed in. Fertilizer on after re seeding a month ago. My neighbour’s place looks like a jungle. Grass is a foot long for fuck sakes. Riddled with buttercups, crabgrass, moss and dandelions. If he doesn’t do something about it I’m cutting a stripe right through the middle of it tomorrow. Maybe a swaztika
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Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:13 pm My neighbour’s place looks like a jungle. Grass is a foot long for fuck sakes. Riddled with buttercups, crabgrass, moss and dandelions.
It's Coquitlam.

I would have never guessed you are one of those "My lawn must be perfect" guys.

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Also things become more transparent.

Clearly it's the neighbor with couches and old decaying pick-ups strewn about the front yard.
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Strangelove wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:23 pm
Blob Mckenzie wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:13 pm My neighbour’s place looks like a jungle. Grass is a foot long for fuck sakes. Riddled with buttercups, crabgrass, moss and dandelions.
It's Coquitlam.

I would have never guessed you are one of those "My lawn must be perfect" guys.

Anything less is uncivilized.
I used to laugh at my dearly departed father about being anal about his lawn. I’ve become him :lol: no weeds, no moss, cut every five days. It’s not a huge lot- 60 x 100 with an inground pool in the back. But ffs look after your yard. The bear tore down my fence a couple times to get to his garbage. Next time I’m leaving a jug of antifreeze and some razor blades for him to enjoy.

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donlever wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:25 pm Also things become more transparent.

Clearly it's the neighbor with couches and old decaying pick-ups strewn about the front yard.
Lol that’s how we roll out here.

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I have a friend across town who cemented his entire back yard.

He has just a wee bit of grass in the front yard.

Some guys just don't like mowing I guess. :drink:
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Strangelove wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:36 pm I have a friend across town who cemented his entire back yard.

He has just a wee bit of grass in the front yard.

Some guys just don't like mowing I guess. :drink:
I've paid heavy dollars twice to redo my entire front and back lawn after beetle issues.

Got rid of the beetles, punched, redressed, seeded....finished product wasn't good enough.

Rip it out and redo it.

Yeah...I have anal tendencies....
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donlever wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:42 pm.

Yeah...I have anal tendencies....
Wait...whaaaaaat???
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 10:24 pm
donlever wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:42 pm.

Yeah...I have anal tendencies....
Wait...whaaaaaat???
It means something else this time Cuz.

Now if he had posted that in this thread.....
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Cousin Strawberry wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 10:24 pm
donlever wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:42 pm.

Yeah...I have anal tendencies....
Wait...whaaaaaat???
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If I can keep my lawn at a decent height - that's a win. Dandelions are good for the bees, but they're about done now.
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Strangelove wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 8:36 pm I have a friend across town who cemented his entire back yard.

He has just a wee bit of grass in the front yard.

Some guys just don't like mowing I guess. :drink:
The city don’t like that.They have a little old rule whereby a certain percentage of your property outside the allowable FSR has to be permeable allowing rain, water etc to pass through it. He’s just loading the rain water into his neighbors drain system :lol:

However this could just be a Vancouver requirement, but I do think every municipal neighbourhood has to abide by this
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