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Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.

They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:33 pm Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.

They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever
100 million years old?

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"Oh my god lol. LOL oh my god... oh shit... OH MY GOD!!! HOLY FUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!!"


Silly cops forgot they're just supposed to sit there and let the nice protesters attack them...
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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Does BW keep his weed in one of those hippie man bags?

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LINK

A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
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Cornuck wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 am LINK

A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
:lol:

"This incident also made Summers reconsider using internet-connected devices, especially those that go around his most private parts."

Maybe we should hack Rummys device and let him out...get him out from under The Beave
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Chef how much change did you blow at the old Rainier Grocery as a kid? Was that the closest corner store to grab candy?
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Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:17 am Image
Fuck around Corny! I had to have a double toke there....

That is definitely fucked up...mostly because its true. Where does space jesus fit in though...?
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Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)
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Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.

Fuck I need another bowl now :lol:
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:28 am
Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.

Fuck I need another bowl now :lol:
Have you ever goofed around with geoducks on tidal flats? If you suddenly poke that proboscis jutting just above the sand, it will shoot a white slime several feet in the air.
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:lol:

No i havent but il worked at some chinese restaurant on hastings years ago and they had live tanks full of those things. I remember sniggering about them...didnt know about the jiizz cannons
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