Bingo. Sign him 4x$1.8mil. He becomes the 12th forward, and the one the kids have to pass on the depth chart. Or he he gets his head surgically removed from his butt, and figures out how to use all the tools in the toolcase, instead of just shoving the red crayons up his nose.
Fix The Canucks Cap 2020 Offseason
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The Cup is soooooo ours!!!!!!!
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Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...
or he won’t survive.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...
or he won’t survive.
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You’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...
or he won’t survive.
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Just get him one that already has herpes. Duh!Richardstroker69 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:35 amYou’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...
or he won’t survive.
lol
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That’s genius, damn I’m dumb.Tciso wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:02 pmJust get him one that already has herpes. Duh!Richardstroker69 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:35 amYou’re gonna condemn some poor woman to a lifetime of herpes.Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:06 am Remember Zack MacEwen’s mom, “Momma Bear“.
That’s what Jake needs.
We’ve got to marry him off to a young Momma Bear.
There’s lots of arranged marriages in Abbotsford.
That’ll fix everything with Jake...
or he won’t survive.
lol
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They have two years of team control after his contract runs out. Weird thing to grumble about with all the other deadweight on the squad.Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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And danged if he wasn't!Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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Brock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assistsCherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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Get off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pmBrock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assistsCherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 6:52 pmAnd danged if he wasn't!Cherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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Roussel has a contract of three million for another two season. He needs to start giving some secondary scoring to the top six. We can use that kind of money to sign a guy like Domi. If he wants to stick around he needs to start being a hero tomorrow!
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He'd be alright if the self control wasn't such an issue. Yes, he was brought in to be an agitator and bring accountability to dinks that mess withCherry Picker wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:22 pm Roussel has a contract of three million for another two season. He needs to start giving some secondary scoring to the top six. We can use that kind of money to sign a guy like Domi. If he wants to stick around he needs to start being a hero tomorrow!
our guys of prowess. Well he tries and is fearless and all but he can't fight and that mile a minute mouth wont quit. The refs hear it all too.
His box time is way higher then it should be, even for a guy that's paid to be a C.
Thing is, as yet, we don't have someone else that will do it AND not run away like Jake does most of the time. Hit and run Jake. Can mix it up
but prefers not to.
The other problem with Roussell is that everyone knows how to agitate the agitator. That's real clear.
Bugger does have some hockey skills. Got to see them more.
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Horvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie backDoyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:25 pmGet off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pmBrock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assistsCherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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Lmao .... good one.Richardstroker69 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:01 amHorvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie backDoyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:25 pmGet off Horvat already. Your Gillis hate is burning through.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:11 pmBrock is playing good hockey, has the same about of points in these playoffs as Horvat does. Complain about Boesers lack of goals then complain about centre Horvats lack of assistsCherry Picker wrote: ↑Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:12 pm Brock is set to force Benning to pay 7 million next contract (in two years) or let him walk as a UFA. That kind of money may be awfully close to what Pietrangelo will command. Is Brock going to earn that kind of contract, or is it better moving him for other assets? He’s currently paid more than Horvat and Miller. Is he earning it? Needs to start beIng a hero tonight!
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See! Loui may not get credited with his third-assists, but someone's gotta set them up!Doyle Hargraves wrote: ↑Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:11 amLmao .... good one.Richardstroker69 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:01 am
Horvats had a pretty shitty series vs vegas compared to the blues series. He needs Louie back