From Bountiful to Ponoka

[Blob Mckenzie]

While I was holidaying in Playa Del Carmen recently I made the aquaintance of a man from Calgary while ordering some drinks. I said i guess you are a Flames fan and he says "yes a pissed off Flames fan who has been a STH for 15 years". I say don't worry Burke will fix everything. Dude says he is pissed that Burke is in charge and is not a fan of the fat windbag. Says the team hasn't had a #1 centre since Niewendyk left. I said that Ryan Monahan will be a future superstar in the league...... at least thats what the tards on calgarypuck say. Buddy then goes a little red and says he HATES calgarypuck. Apparently he used to post there about 10 - 12 years ago but the mods have basically censored everything on that site and will not allow ANY negative feedback about their beloved Flames who have made the post season 5 times in 15 years.

He went on to call the sites owners scumbags singling out Bingo and Jiri Hrdina. He said they were very Orwellian in their thinking and that he would never post there again. Its good to know that not EVERYONE in that dump of a city isn't a complete drooling, hillbilly mongoloid.

Lol I stand by this story and will take it to the grave . Not every person who is from Calgary is a hillbilly mongtard who breathes from his/her yap and skins their knuckles when they walk . Just B'ingo and his retarded extended family of bruncles and fat cunts who keep squeezing out so many short bus passengers disguised as hockey fans . The shithole of shitholes . Don't change calgarytards . You guys are like the shitstain of the country but we love ya anyways .


Well we love throwing boulders at you anyways .

For the record I hate Burrows and would vilify the cunt any chance I get but for these baby
Bingos to die on this hill says a lot .

Thank you D'arcy once again .

[Cookie La Rue]

Its good to know that not EVERYONE in that dump of a city isn't a complete drooling, hillbilly mongoloid.

Hey Blobby, the same goes for EVERY city in the world.....

[2Fingers]

I know some poster from there on other sites and they are pretty good as well.

It really is Bingo and Jiri that have ruined that site. I can just see the 2 of them ready to ban anyone who says anything bad about the Flames but allow posters to do the other shit they do. I guess they need the site since working at 7 - 11 does not pay enough even in Calgary.

[Topper]

They now love 7uongo.

LOL, they never diaappoint.

[Blob Mckenzie]

They now love 7uongo.

LOL, they never diaappoint.

They NEVER disappoint is so correct. These little Mcgraths, Hrdinas, Blackmores whatever you want to call those mouth breathing, hillbilly, inbred mongoloids will always be the most bipolar band of retards in the history of hockey message boards.

These tards have been saying for years that the Canucks are going to be stuck with Luongo for eternity and that he was a garbage goalie and Team Canada won in spite of him and now he is all of a sudden god.

As an aside Gillis painted himself into this corner and made a fiasco of the whole situation. He probably could have made this deal in June 2012and probably should have. He handcuffed himself.

Blaster how the fuck do you post at that shithole ? You like being the smartest retard? Kind of like the tallest midget I guess.

[Topper]

I'm glad Luongo was traded, as I honestly like him as a goalie, and became a closet fan of his after following him on twitter. Now that doesn't have to run against the Canucks hate in me.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpost.p ... tcount=426

He's good on twitter, he must be good between the pipes.

Wait till this kid gets a load Eddie's tweets

[Blaster86]

Blaster how the fuck do you post at that shithole ? You like being the smartest retard? Kind of like the tallest midget I guess.

Built myself into the community outside of the hockey forum. Do my best to avoid it. You can be having a perfectly sensible and awesome conversation with a few of them in any other forum, go back to the FOI mention the Canucks and suddenly their reasoning ability bottoms out and logic goes out the window. You could ask them the answer to 2 + 2 and they'd still manage to come up with "The Answer is Canucks and Canucks fans are horrible people."

That being said, I am enjoying as they rally around why this is a horrible move after a large majority of them spending the previous three seasons lamenting the Flames unwillingness to move Kipprusoff, Iginla et al. I think they are rightfully scared that if this train keeps moving the Canucks will get younger and still end up better quicker because of it.

[Topper]

You can be having a perfectly sensible and awesome conversation with a few of them in any other forum, go back to the FOI mention the Canucks and suddenly their reasoning ability bottoms out and logic goes out the window.

True

[Hockey Widow]

Some of them have mentioned that, the Canucks getting rid of the core before their past expiry date and getting pieces now, pisses them off. Keeping Luongo wouldn't kill us but it would create another goalie controversy as it seems Lack was quickly becoming a Torts fav.

It will never matter what the Canucks do, they will find a way to spin it as failure. We could get 10 firsts for Kesler and they would spin it poorly. Wait till they see how much more we get then Iginla got them. Can't wait for that spin.

[Hockey Widow]

Funny how they spent years saying we would never win the cup with Luongo and now say we will never win the cup because we traded one of the best goalies in the world. They were right on one count, let's hope they aren't right on he second

[Blob Mckenzie]

Funny how they spent years saying we would never win the cup with Luongo and now say we will never win the cup because we traded one of the best goalies in the world. They were right on one count, let's hope they aren't right on he second

LOL at the mongoloids all cheering on Luongo and saying what a great goalie he is . If Calgarypuck were a neighbourhood it would be the downtown eastside.

In this garbage season for the Canucks I can still LOL reading through the jibberish on Bingo Blackmore's message board. And it isn't because they are a funny or witty bunch either.

[Topper]

[Blob Mckenzie]

LOL http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showpost.p ... stcount=85

Yes Jiri please don't ever turn into a fan base like that.

[2Fingers]

-Fully confident that Monahan will be a top 5 player in the league at some point. We were buzzing in almost every shift he played. Hard to believe he just turned 19. I'm confident he would have better point totals than MacKinnon if he played on the Avs

I need to get what ever they are drinking there.

[The Brown Knight]

-Fully confident that Monahan will be a top 5 player in the league at some point. We were buzzing in almost every shift he played. Hard to believe he just turned 19. I'm confident he would have better point totals than MacKinnon if he played on the Avs

I need to get what ever they are drinking there.

Agreed.

No doubt that Monahan is a tremendous talent, but the kid ain't better than MacKinnon. Ridiculous to just state out of the blue that, "he'd be producing more than MacKinnon if he was on the Avs."