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PG_Canuck wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:35 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:52 pm Interestingly, I don't think everyone there has fully grasped that Pauser has left that forum.

Either that or people are oddly stuck in the denial phase of the grieving process?

Just an observation.
i don't think he left on his own terms. the strike through the name tells me so
I don't know how I missed that. Thanks PG.
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Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:12 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:04 am I also sent one to ukcanuck, he did read it and the fucker just blew me off. :lol:
How do you know it was UK who read it?

I think the Mossad is monitoring all his accounts now.
We havent heard anything outta him in a long time. Maybe the Mossad had finally had enough
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:48 pm
Strangelove wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 3:12 pm
Doyle Hargraves wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:04 am I also sent one to ukcanuck, he did read it and the fucker just blew me off. :lol:
How do you know it was UK who read it?

I think the Mossad is monitoring all his accounts now.
We havent heard anything outta him in a long time. Maybe the Mossad had finally had enough
When you're as far leftwing as that twit was and living in a religiously controlled conservative state one could hardly be surprised. :look:
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Mëds putting his size 19 up ukcanucks ass
Hang in there uk, the Chef will pick you up on his gay float at YVR in 2023
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rats19 wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:34 am
PG_Canuck wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 10:26 am It is of no surprise to me, that the people who are doom and gloom about everything Canucks, are also doom and gloom about everything going on in the world. Starting to feel sorry for family members that have to put up with constant negativity surrounding their daily lives.

Like clockwork.
It’s so true, they are all a portion of society that lives in and feels comfortable in negativity :blush:
I feel bad for these people, I do. Such a waste of life.

I take issue with those of them who set out to infect the world around them however.
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Strangelove wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:09 pm
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:30 pm
ESQ wrote: Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:24 am
Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:52 pm Interestingly, I don't think everyone there has fully grasped that Pauser has left that forum.

Either that or people are oddly stuck in the denial phase of the grieving process?

Just an observation.
Wasn't he kicked out over that threatening video?
I think he just quit after he tried to start a second tank thread when the mods froze the first one.

The regional boss from Arizona dropped by to freeze it and gave the forum a blast of shit for carrying on with tank talk.

Never saw him again after that.
The regional boss from Arizona knows trolls when he sees them.

A very astute individual...
It just struck me like a bolt of lightning that perhaps the greatest of the western gunfighter ballads, Marty Robbins' classic Big Iron, could serve as a fitting tribute to the regional boss from Arizona. The man who finally tamed a lawless frontier.





To the board of HF Nucksville rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
big iron on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip,
big iron on his hip"

In the town there lived an outlaw by the name of Y2K
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were slayed
He was vicious and a killer, and a man of thirty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more,
one and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizonia board boss, wouldn't be too long in town
He came there to take an outlaw back the easy or hard way
And he said it didn't matter that he was after Y2K,
after Y2K

Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Y2K
But the outlaw didn't worry, men that tried before were had paid
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the boss man with the big iron on his hip,
big iron on his hip

The morning past so quickly and it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out on the street
Folks were watchin' from their windows,
every body held their breath,
For they knew that regional moderator was about to meet his death,
about to meet his death

There was forty feet between them
when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the moderator is still talked about today
Y2K had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped
And the regional boss's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip,
big iron on his hip

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have gone on livin' but he made one final slip
When he tried to match the boss man with the big iron on his hip,

big iron on his hip

Big iron, big iron,

He tried to match the regional boss with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
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https://hfboards.mandatory.com/posts/171928401/

one of the biggest whiners/crybabies about the canucks and benning is preaching "Learn how to make yourself happy and life as a whole becomes much easier."

Well, clearly not dude. You're one of the most negative people when it comes to a hockey team so....
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He somehow looks smaller. :crazy:
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PG_Canuck wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:11 am https://hfboards.mandatory.com/posts/171928401/

one of the biggest whiners/crybabies about the canucks and benning is preaching "Learn how to make yourself happy and life as a whole becomes much easier."

Well, clearly not dude. You're one of the most negative people when it comes to a hockey team so....
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mathonwy, post: 171928401, member: 65440 wrote:Like I said, Acceptance.

The faster you can convince your monkey brain that shit ain't ever gonna be the same again, the faster you can evolve your personal neuro-chemical reward systems to create new stimulating dopamine generating pathways which is a path to personal happiness.

Whether shit will ever ACTUALLY return to the "normal" should be completely irrelevant to your current personal happiness.

Use this time to learn ways to make yourself happy in the absence of sports.

Easier said than done I know.

Which is why I recommend the usage of psilocybin to help you disentangle your emotional brain from your logical brain.

Learn how to make yourself happy and life as a whole becomes much easier.
http://www.mc3cb.com/pdf_articles_inter ... icture.pdf

What this shows are areas of decreased blood flow, relative to placebo, in various areas
of the brain while the participants were on psilocybin. The areas of greatest decrease
included the cingulate cortex, the thalamus, and medial prefrontal cortex. The thalamus is
involved in a lot of relays and processing from one area of the brain to another, while the
cingulate cortex is involved in emotional processing, and the medial prefrontal cortex in
higher executive function.


See the MRI image at the link. This is your brain on psilocybin. Are there any questions.
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Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:45 am. This is your brain on psilocybin. Are there any questions.
chocolate, tea or on a pizza?

Check that date Doc, there have been tremendous breakthroughs in shroomology since 2012...especially by me
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:07 am It just struck me like a bolt of lightning that perhaps the greatest of the western gunfighter ballads, Marty Robbins' classic Big Iron, could serve as a fitting tribute to the regional boss from Arizona. The man who finally tamed a lawless frontier.

*Song + Lyrics*
HAHA well done, although I do believe you're a hopeless romantic Meg. :wink:
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:47 am
Strangelove wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:45 am. This is your brain on psilocybin. Are there any questions.
chocolate, tea or on a pizza?
Well in Mathpwny's case, all of the above, and also mixed in with his daily bowl of Cheerios.

Remember when we used to feed him all those shit sandwiches?

Well he wouldn't eat them without the mushrooms, a man of principle?
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:47 am Check that date Doc, there have been tremendous breakthroughs in shroomology since 2012...especially by me
Ahh, caught your edit.

No matter how you slice it though, mushrooms should never be your main staple.

You are what you eat and I'm afraid young Mathpwny is a fungus.

You see, his brain has been utterly ravaged by the effects of this powerful hallucinogen.

In fact I don't believe I've seen a case like this since my travels in Oaxaca.

There, high on a mountaintop, I encountered a tiny Mixtec chieftain named Chuicico.

He was sitting upon his backside, staring deeply into the sun and chanting the name of Mike Gillis.

I gave him a granola bar in exchange for a backpack of fine gold jewelry and his daughters Donaji and Mavina.

Ahh yes my friend, I suppose you could say I owe a lot to the effects of psilocybin on the little people.

(said in J Peterman's voice)
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