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UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
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KVOS Bellingham channel 12 used to run his devotional infomercials back in the 90s and they were a trip!Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:03 pmThat poor bastard spent most of his life in prison until he finally got out only to die a painful death.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 4:56 pmShe happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier
Yeah, I'm not sure that God liked him very much.
I like your Prince Philip messiah idea much better!
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That would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
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I'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 pmThat would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
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I think Stephen Fry makes a great argument in this interview:
Oh, and the face expression on the guy that interviews him... Priceless!
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Fry is like a lot of the pretenders.
"I'm so mad at God I'm gonna... I'm gonna... why I'm gonna pretend he doesn't exist! Yeah, that's the ticket!"
But he. Doesn't. Fool. Me.
Yes, ole Fry, God bless him, has always lived for getting reactions out of people.
(like pretending to be gay for example)
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Do you talk like Captain Kirk in real life?
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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Well yes. They're the Black Israelites.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat May 23, 2020 11:44 amI'm guessing those folks are "black enough for Biden".Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 11:40 pmThat would be because it came on in the wee hours of the morning. I only saw it a couple of time but man, it might have been the weirdest half hour of television programming I ever saw in my life. The first time it came on I thought I was having an acid flashback.
Anyone lighter than Tiger Woods would be the devil.
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How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
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Except unicorns.Chef Boi RD wrote: ↑Sun May 24, 2020 10:51 pm How did Noah get all the animals of the world not indigenous to his home on the Ark and so obediently, in pairs, male and female and who did the offspring procreate with? This story is believable I gotta wear shades
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