UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible

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Why does he always need your money Doc? Wouldnt a devine entity that created the unverse provide his local deligates with everything they might need to represent his interests to the terrestial ones?
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Cornuck wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:38 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:36 pm Stick em in a foxhole and see how long their atheism veneer lasts! :drink:
That's all ya got? One tired old cliché? I haven't seen any foxholes lately (except when one ran off - and I'm not sticking anything there).
Well in the Middle Ages, when Christians had time to get out their various torture devices

... they had a 100% conversion rate.

I'm just saying.

Cornuck wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:38 pm Not sure you why expect everyone to believe in some invisible sky wizard.
I don't expect them to.

They. Just. Do. :drink:
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They also believed the world rested on the backs of 4 giant turtles...
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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:45 pm
Well in the Middle Ages, when Christians had time to get out their various torture devices

... they had a 100% conversion rate.

I'm just saying.
Who needs the rack, when there's "Doc's Debating Methods" ?

"All the torture, none of the conversion"™

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The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:43 pm Why does he always need your money Doc? Wouldnt a devine entity that created the unverse provide his local deligates with everything they might need to represent his interests to the terrestial ones?
I don't give a red cent.

Heck I haven't been to church in many years.

(and I've never been a member anywhere ever)

And my good buddy, the Creator of the Cosmos, is fine with dat dere.

I feel like I'm more of a Christian now than ever. :thumbs:
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The Brown Wizard wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 3:46 pm They also believed the world rested on the backs of 4 giant turtles...
Perhaps.(shrug)

I'm just saying atheists are kidding themselves.

But. They. Don't. Fool. Me.
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^ That's why I don't attend church! :D
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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 4:46 pm .
^ That's why I don't attend church! :D
She happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier :D
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See, I consider myself to some kind of modern-day Friar Tuck:



Albeit a more fit one and with better hair. :D

Oh, and I personally don't believe any humans will go to hell

... even though I enjoy tormenting some of them with the idea of it. :mrgreen:

*recalls Steve Irwin*

Of course I could be wrong about that, I mean who the fuck knows amirite?
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Megaterio Llamas wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 4:56 pm
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 4:46 pm .
^ That's why I don't attend church! :D
She happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier :D
That poor bastard spent most of his life in prison until he finally got out only to die a painful death.

Yeah, I'm not sure that God liked him very much. :(

I like your Prince Philip messiah idea much better!
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Strangelove wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 5:00 pm .
See, I consider myself to some kind of modern-day Friar Tuck:



Albeit a more fit one and with better hair. :D

Oh, and I personally don't believe any humans will go to hell

... even though I enjoy tormenting some of them with the idea of it. :mrgreen:

*recalls Steve Irwin*

Of course I could be wrong about that, I mean who the fuck knows amirite?
I think the heathens around here better get their minds right just in case ;)
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I know! Fucking heathens amirite? :mrgreen:

I mean, them and wolves in sheep's clothing. :evil: :twisted: :evil:

*looks around for a televangelist standing near a window*
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