UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
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Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
Why does he always need your money Doc? Wouldnt a devine entity that created the unverse provide his local deligates with everything they might need to represent his interests to the terrestial ones?
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Well in the Middle Ages, when Christians had time to get out their various torture devicesCornuck wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:38 pmThat's all ya got? One tired old cliché? I haven't seen any foxholes lately (except when one ran off - and I'm not sticking anything there).Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:36 pm Stick em in a foxhole and see how long their atheism veneer lasts!
... they had a 100% conversion rate.
I'm just saying.
I don't expect them to.
They. Just. Do.
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They also believed the world rested on the backs of 4 giant turtles...
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Who needs the rack, when there's "Doc's Debating Methods" ?Strangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:45 pm
Well in the Middle Ages, when Christians had time to get out their various torture devices
... they had a 100% conversion rate.
I'm just saying.
"All the torture, none of the conversion"™
Doc: "BTW, Donny was right, you're smug."
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I don't give a red cent.The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:43 pm Why does he always need your money Doc? Wouldnt a devine entity that created the unverse provide his local deligates with everything they might need to represent his interests to the terrestial ones?
Heck I haven't been to church in many years.
(and I've never been a member anywhere ever)
And my good buddy, the Creator of the Cosmos, is fine with dat dere.
I feel like I'm more of a Christian now than ever.
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Perhaps.(shrug)The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 3:46 pm They also believed the world rested on the backs of 4 giant turtles...
I'm just saying atheists are kidding themselves.
But. They. Don't. Fool. Me.
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^ That's why I don't attend church!
^ That's why I don't attend church!
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She happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier
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See, I consider myself to some kind of modern-day Friar Tuck:
Albeit a more fit one and with better hair.
Oh, and I personally don't believe any humans will go to hell
... even though I enjoy tormenting some of them with the idea of it.
*recalls Steve Irwin*
Of course I could be wrong about that, I mean who the fuck knows amirite?
See, I consider myself to some kind of modern-day Friar Tuck:
Albeit a more fit one and with better hair.
Oh, and I personally don't believe any humans will go to hell
... even though I enjoy tormenting some of them with the idea of it.
*recalls Steve Irwin*
Of course I could be wrong about that, I mean who the fuck knows amirite?
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Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
That poor bastard spent most of his life in prison until he finally got out only to die a painful death.Megaterio Llamas wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 4:56 pmShe happens to have been a devotee of Yahweh ben Yahweh, the bejeweled, turbaned gentleman casting thunderbolts that I posted the gif of earlier
Yeah, I'm not sure that God liked him very much.
I like your Prince Philip messiah idea much better!
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Re: UFO’s and Dinosaurs vs the Bible
I think the heathens around here better get their minds right just in caseStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 5:00 pm .
See, I consider myself to some kind of modern-day Friar Tuck:
Albeit a more fit one and with better hair.
Oh, and I personally don't believe any humans will go to hell
... even though I enjoy tormenting some of them with the idea of it.
*recalls Steve Irwin*
Of course I could be wrong about that, I mean who the fuck knows amirite?
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I know! Fucking heathens amirite?
I mean, them and wolves in sheep's clothing.
*looks around for a televangelist standing near a window*
I mean, them and wolves in sheep's clothing.
*looks around for a televangelist standing near a window*
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