The Official Dave Ayres CC "All Thing Leaves" thread

[Hockey Widow]

Jeez, BB says leaves in cap hell , or about to be. Anyone know about this? How come Tuna didn’t tell us. I mean he’s an expert in all things leaves.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

[Carl Yagro]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

Even Tuna's tiny dick is wearing a paper bag... after it tossed its dirty Leaves condom onto the ice, of course

[Topper]

Probably haven't looked at TSN for over a year, but today I watched a bit. LOL

They are fucking hilarious trying to outdo one another with minute dissection of every syllable, pause and bead of sweat of the year end interviews.

Cock with a few smarmy things to say about the prima donna lineup the kid has given him, The kids not saying the cock will be the coach. Mathews saying he doesn't make the line-up/ice time decisions when asked about his TOI.......plenty for the hacks to over think, and they are fighting to see who can overthink the most.

[Cousin Strawberry]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

Even Tuna's tiny dick is wearing a paper bag... after it tossed its dirty Leaves condom onto the ice, of course

Its filthy...it is. Nasty filthy leaveses...we hates it.

[SKYO]

ICYMI

Babcock and Dubas not seeing eye to eye in their strained working relationship.

When asked about the speculation, Babcock said, “Whatever people speculate or think, I don’t think that’s the case.” Babcock didn’t shoot down the idea that the two sides might not see eye-to-eye, but there’s not a rift between them and Babcock simply called a matter of a bit of storm hitting every professional relationship. You’d like to say everything perfect but sometimes it just isn’t he explained.

Babcock claimed that any comments he may have made were not directed at any one person. He knows that everyone on the team is trying to improve the depth of the team. “Dubie and my relationship isn’t as good as it’s gonna be four years from now. Mine with Ken Holland wasn’t as good in my first year as my 10th”

Even Burke said these two are not getting along, when the GM and head coach are not seeing eye to eye on the team it's gonna cause some problems, up to Shanahan I guess to see how it's settled.

[Lancer]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

Even Tuna's tiny dick is wearing a paper bag... after it tossed its dirty Leaves condom onto the ice, of course

Hank, I just about hurled in my mouth...

[Hockey Widow]

Actually what BB said was he does think they see eye to eye, are on the same page. Problem he said is that they both love Green Peace hockey. I love it.

[Carl Yagro]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

Even Tuna's tiny dick is wearing a paper bag... after it tossed its dirty Leaves condom onto the ice, of course

Hank, I just about hurled in my mouth...

Yer welcome?

[Strangelove]

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James
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Elliotte Friedman says on the 31 Thoughts Podcast that the salary cap may not rise as much as previously projected because so many big market teams were eliminated early.

3:03 PM - 2 May 2019

[Cousin Strawberry]

I guess he cant see how small his cock is when hes wearing a paper bag all the time

Even Tuna's tiny dick is wearing a paper bag... after it tossed its dirty Leaves condom onto the ice, of course

I hereby nominate this post as the first round winner of the hilarious as fuck award

[Carl Yagro]

A nomination from Yoodle? I am deeply honoured.

My life is complete.

[SKYO]

Dermott out six months with surgery.

Their current D after July 1st:

Rielly - Zaitsev
Muzzin (1yr left) - Ozhiganov
Calle - Liljegren
Sandin - Dermott (out for 6 months)

Gardiner, Hainsey, Marincin UFA's

Marner needs $11M ish on top of Tavares 11M, Matthews 11.6M, Nylander 6.96M, Marleau 6.25M, Kadri 4.5M
Kapanen needs 2.5M ish and Johnsson wanting more than 3M ish.

Tavares hurt at world's, returning to toronto.

[Meds]

Dermott out six months with surgery.

Their current D after July 1st:

Rielly - Zaitsev
Muzzin (1yr left) - Ozhiganov
Calle - Liljegren
Sandin - Dermott (out for 6 months)

Gardiner, Hainsey, Marincin UFA's

Marner needs $11M ish on top of Tavares 11M, Matthews 11.6M, Nylander 6.96M, Marleau 6.25M, Kadri 4.5M
Kapanen needs 2.5M ish and Johnsson wanting more than 3M ish.

Tavares hurt at world's, returning to toronto.

Nazem Kadri makes $4.5M to be a minus player with 16 goals and 44 points. You think Kapanen is going to sign for $2.5M after 20 goals and 44 points and plus-12?

So Kapanen scores the same number of points, more goals, and he takes half the penalties as Kadri. Kapanen also hasn't screwed his own team over two years in a row with a selfish first round suspension.

Top that off with the thought that, for the next 5 years, Kadri will not advance higher on the depth chart than the #3 center spot. Kapanen has the chops to play on either Tavares' or Matthews' wing in the top-6
.
Kapanen's agent will be asking for $4.5M minimum, and if Tarrana is lucky he will sign a 2 year deal at $3.5M.

If Dubas is smart he gives Kapanen as close to $4M as he can for as long as he can, and then deals Kadri to make it up.

[Cousin Strawberry]

A nomination from Yoodle? I am deeply honoured.

My life is complete.

I DOOB thee...