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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:00 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
Holly he’ll in a hand basket.

That is stupid.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by micky107 » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:29 am

Strangelove wrote:
Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:05 pm
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/waitr ... -ducklings

Just more evidence we're living in a world gone mad...
What are the pink splats?
N/M, I don't want to know. (insert smiley for ick).
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:45 pm

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump- ... d-be-happy

Trump says he has a plan to ship immigrants to sanctuary cities.

Dem reps fuming... but I thought they loved immigrants! :lol:

Just not in their neighbourhood??

OMG Lord Trump is such a master troll, we are not worthy...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:53 pm

Leaks released:

https://file.wikileaks.org/file/

Looks like just an initial release, no doubt more to come..

So perhaps Assange did indeed have a dead man's switch.

This could get interesting...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by micky107 » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:19 pm

Tiger Woods wins 2019 Masters;;;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iicWNCACjlQ&t=256s
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Never really thought I'd see this. 8-)
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by The Brown Wizard » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:29 pm

Whats a bigger suprise is why tiger would pork this:Image

While this:
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...is waiting at home.

Blows my mind
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Post by Topper » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am

Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
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Post by Island Nucklehead » Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:45 am

Topper wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am
Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Greatest Of All Time? Sounds like a great way to learn yoga, from the best. Not sure why you'd want to eat them, though...

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Per » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm

Topper wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am
Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:04 am

Per wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm
Topper wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am
Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)
Help for those having trouble following Evil Per's allegory:

Sheeple = GOAT
Commie propaganda = YOGA
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:37 pm

Per wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:28 pm
Topper wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:25 am
Yesterday I drove past a farm that had a large sign at the end of the driveway announcing

GOAT
YOGA

Wife tells me this is real, people do yoga with goats. what da fuck

Do these folks not understand that the more that animal exercises, the longer it needs to be cooked? Have they no consideration of the carbon footprint of my gas stove?
Well, sure, but yoga isn't just exercise, it also helps you relax and be at peace.

Now, If the animal is stressed before and during slaughter, the glycogen is used up, and the lactic acid level that develops in the meat after slaughter is reduced. This will have serious adverse effects on meat quality. So, by teaching the goats yoga, they may become more relaxed and accepting of their fate, thus enhancing your culinary experience. 8-)
Wait I though you did the yoga with the goat, using it as a prop or something?

Thought this came from Alberta where they have been doing this with sheep and cows for years.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:04 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 1:45 pm
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump- ... d-be-happy

Trump says he has a plan to ship immigrants to sanctuary cities.

Dem reps fuming... but I thought they loved immigrants! :lol:

Just not in their neighbourhood??

OMG Lord Trump is such a master troll, we are not worthy...

Image

"Wow Trump made Cher into a Republican," Daily Wire publisher Ben Shapiro said in a tweet noting the reversal.

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Yep, master troll, stable genius, playing 4-D chess...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by 5thhorseman » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:25 pm

Reefer2 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:37 pm
Wait I though you did the yoga with the goat, using it as a prop or something?

Thought this came from Alberta where they have been doing this with sheep and cows for years.
Hey Reef, could you elaborate on how you would use a goat as a prop?

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by micky107 » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:43 pm

Warms the heart. 8-)
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:49 pm

micky107 wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:43 pm
Warms the heart. 8-)
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw.
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