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[5thhorseman]

I know this is a day or so old, but so funny ...

Trump Announced, Then Canceled, a Yankees Pitch. Both Came as a Surprise.

WASHINGTON — An hour before Dr. Anthony S. Fauci threw the first pitch at the season opener between the New York Yankees and the Washington Nationals, President Trump stood on the briefing room stage at the White House and declared that he, too, had been invited to throw out his own opening pitch.

...

There was one problem: Mr. Trump had not actually been invited on that day by the Yankees, according to one person with knowledge of Mr. Trump’s schedule. His announcement surprised both Yankees officials and the White House staff.

But Mr. Trump had been so annoyed by Dr. Fauci’s turn in the limelight, an official familiar with his reaction said, that he had directed his aides to call Yankees officials and make good on a longtime standing offer from Mr. Levine to throw out an opening pitch. No date was ever finalized.

[Cornuck]

It had to happen, didn't it....Wasn't someone just saying here that he 'wasn't a threat to democracy'?

Donald Trump calls for delay to 2020 US presidential election

LINK

[Strangelove]

If he launches a few nukes he could become President for life.

Gotta be tempting, just sayin...

[Per]

Get some help, Doc...

[Strangelove]

If you really want to know the level of evil presently occurring in the USA, check this out.

But do it quick before youtube takes it down...

[SKYO]

lol SL your boy trump is losing it! looks like he got reports and analysis that he'll likely lose the election as the country is sick of his incoherent nonsense.

adios amigos to don trump.

[Strangelove]

Dream on Skyo, it's all you liberals have!

Fo mo yeaas!

[SKYO]

I just like to egg you on there SL with your fierce protection of ol' donald.....name reminds me of poster donald rumsfeld. (sp)

[Chef Boi RD]

[Strangelove]

It had to happen, didn't it....Wasn't someone just saying here that he 'wasn't a threat to democracy'?

Donald Trump calls for delay to 2020 US presidential election

LINK

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 0337090561

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Glad I was able to get the very dishonest LameStream Media to finally start talking about the RISKS to our Democracy from dangerous Universal Mail-In-Voting.

1:22 PM · Jul 30, 2020

BWHAHAHAHAHA... 4-D chess.

Also, Trumpy-poo knows that with an election delay he and Pence would be out of office on Jan 20

... and the Presidency would fall into the hands of Dems until an eventual election.

So he hints at delaying the election, see, to get the leftist media up in arms vigourously protesting the very idea of it

... before the Dems themselves could come up with the idea to delay it due to Covid.

Brilliant as always Donny, bravo ole bean, bravo...

[Strangelove]

Now that's social justice.

[Megaterio Llamas]

Trump Voters Now Wearing Hydroxychloroquine Necklaces To Ward Off Dangerous Liberals


Trump voters who say they are being increasingly targeted and harassed for supporting the president have turned to wearing hydroxychloroquine necklaces to ward off Liberals.

Liberals, who are notoriously terrified of the tiny white pills, tend to cower and run away in terror upon seeing hydroxychloroquine. According to clinical studies, Trump voters who wear necklaces strung with hydroxychloroquine are 63% less likely to be attacked by a leftist on the way home from work or the grocery store.

"We didn't know what else to do," said local Trump fan Judy Jugglebumkins as she loaded a cart of GOYA foods into her trunk. "Thank God for hydroxychloroquine. I take it for my aches and pains, my arthritis, and my 'rona! And ever since I started wearing my extra pills around my neck, liberals scream and run away! It works great!"

According to witnesses, an Antifa activist who approached Judy in the parking lot immediately covered his eyes screaming "AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!" before fleeing the scene.

Anonymous sources in the Trump campaign have noted the effectiveness of the drug, and are floating the idea of hanging Hydroxychloroquine in the doorways of voting places in November.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-voter ... .com&utm_c

[Per]

It had to happen, didn't it....Wasn't someone just saying here that he 'wasn't a threat to democracy'?

Donald Trump calls for delay to 2020 US presidential election

LINK

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 0337090561

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Glad I was able to get the very dishonest LameStream Media to finally start talking about the RISKS to our Democracy from dangerous Universal Mail-In-Voting.

1:22 PM · Jul 30, 2020

BWHAHAHAHAHA... 4-D chess.

Also, Trumpy-poo knows that with an election delay he and Pence would be out of office on Jan 20

... and the Presidency would fall into the hands of Dems until an eventual election.

So he hints at delaying the election, see, to get the leftist media up in arms vigourously protesting the very idea of it

... before the Dems themselves could come up with the idea to delay it due to Covid.

Brilliant as always Donny, bravo ole bean, bravo...

Actually, he tweets about delaying the election to distract from the horrific reports on how the US economy did in Q2.
But media eas on to him and still mase that their major headlines.

He no longer wants you to talk about the economy that he was bragging about early in his term. Wonder why?

[Per]

Not sure why Trump wouldn’t want to talk about this.

[Per]

... or this: