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Once male pattern baldness is vanquished with a strong combover, a man feels he can beat anything that comes before him.
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And in case any of you guys have been wondering. Yes, the rumors are true. Chicks do dig guys with combovers.

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Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:58 pm What? Yeahno, that clip just proved Trumpy-poo is becoming more lovable by the day...

EDIT: BTW how much of a disgrace is the Speaker of the House for tearing up her copy of the SOTU on national television?
Shrug. Just shows that she is willing to learn from Trump.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/ ... tem-635164

Also, as she said herself, that was the most civil thing she could do with them, considering the options... :lol:
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:58 pm EDIT: BTW how much of a disgrace is the Speaker of the House for tearing up her copy of the SOTU on national television?
Funny how that worked, eh? It was certainly a case of her dropping to trump's level, but she just pulled one out his playbook. Do something 'outrageous' and take over the news cycle. Seems to have worked well.

Still nowhere near as disgraceful as handing over a Medal of Freedom to a pos just to make a reality tv moment.
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It should also be noted that before the speech, she extended her hand and Trump very rudely refused to shake it.
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Per wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:22 am It should also be noted that before the speech, she extended her hand and Trump very rudely refused to shake it.
So because he didn't stop what he was doing to shake her hand, she embarrasses herself on national television?

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She is presently being crucified for that little display of TDS, and rightly so!

Her display of petulance and pettiness has resulted in her being hoisted by her own petard!

Apparently she tore right through the part about that 4th grader receiving a scholarship. :(

OMG they are such sore losers on the left! :lol:
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Per wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:49 am Also, as she said herself, that was the most civil thing she could do with them, considering the options... :lol:
The correct option would have been... excuse herself

... proceed to the little hag's room

... and shove that sucker right up her ass! :lol:
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Neither did he shake VP Pences hand.

Plus I think it was one of those.... he looked away a nanosecond before that brittle little skeletal extension of her arm was extended
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"I want to shake your hand and slap your face" - Nancy Psychosi

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Via Twitter:The President of the United States has been acquitted on BOTH Articles of Impeachment

Democrats' 3 year impeachment obsession ends in complete failure

Donald Trump is still your president and this SHAM confirms he likely will be for four more years
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:18 pm .
"I want to shake your hand and stab you in the back" - Nancy Psychosi

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Careful Donny...
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Signed official copy for library of Congress torn up

US Code prohibits the destruction of government records

Nancy Pelosi may have just committed a violation of 18 U.S.C. § 2071, Section 2071 (a) when she ripped up President Trump’s State of the Union address

This violation is punishable by up to three years in prison
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rats19 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:47 pm This violation is punishable by up to three years in prison
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!! LOCK HER UP!!!
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Strangelove wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:49 pm
rats19 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:47 pm This violation is punishable by up to three years in prison
LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!! LOCK HER UP!!!
Fuck can you imagine :lol:

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