MLB playoffs

[Topper]

Verlander is dating Kate Upton.

[donlever]

..is that a fact?

Amazing what pro sports and a hundred million will get you.

[rats19]

..is that a fact?

Amazing what pro sports and a hundred million will get you.

I'm gonna try for an upton girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as Justin has high win column
And now she's looking for a world series ring man


Billy Joel "Uptown Girl" exceprt..bastardized by u no who..

[Topper]

They are in the meatloaf with the oatmeal.

Yeah, feed them that Alberta beef and you won't need that blind at all.

Wife was running about town the other day collecting boxes for packing and came home with an XL Foods box. i think I'll use it for my son's toys.

[Blob Mckenzie]

I'd keep Cano.

I probably would too. That said i tie a can to Grandy and Swisher. I pay 1/2 of A -Roid's ticket ..... maybe more to kick him and his purple lips out of the Bronx. Go all in on David Wright, Delmon Young and Josh Hamilton. Land 2/3 and it's a great winter. Bring back Ichy and Ibanez on one year deals. Pineda and Rivera will be back next year.

[Topper]

Tegucigalpa

[donlever]

....aaaannnddd the Yankees lose.

Thaaaaaaa Yankees lose.

Suck on that John Sterling.

lofl btw...

Was this Yankees team done in, simply, by a lack of hitting? [One] player privately made a far more indicting observation: that the ballclub was affected by the hostility from the fans at Yankee Stadium last weekend. "I really think the booing spooked a lot of guys," the player said. "A lot of guys hadn't been booed before, and they couldn't believe how nasty it got in the stands." Obviously Nick Swisher admitted to being sensitive to such treatment after Game 2, but the player said Swisher was far from alone in his reaction. "A lot of guys were talking about it in the clubhouse," he said. "I was surprised by how much it bothered them. I really don't think they ever recovered." If that's true, well, so much for the big, bad Yankees.

Pussies.

[Strangelove]

I dug up my Tigers cap bought at the old Tigers Stadium during the 1984 World Series.

Good to see the old dog still knows where he buried his toys.

Fuck you, I'm in the midst of packing, we're moving to new digs at the end of the month.

Trick or treat, imagine the looks on faces in the hood when Topper with beard+hair down to there, with gleam in eye, starts carting in his weapons and God knows what in the pouring rain on Halloween!

Is it fair to assume you have a perpetual gleam in your eye Toppy?

[Topper]

Should have seen the kids in the school yard across the lane when I chopped down the last vestiges of Mrs Topper's garden with a machete. Be Stihl my bleeding heart.

[Arachnid]

Good to see the old dog still knows where he buried his toys.

Fuck you, I'm in the midst of packing, we're moving to new digs at the end of the month.

Trick or treat, imagine the looks on faces in the hood when Topper with beard+hair down to there, with gleam in eye, starts carting in his weapons and God knows what in the pouring rain on Halloween!

Is it fair to assume you have a perpetual gleam in your eye Toppy?

I have checked the Watch, man and have it on good authority that this is a true and Extraordinary rare pic of the aformentioned Mr. Topper, in a League all his own, no Vendetta, but he is in the Top 10 Gentlemen!
He is not From Hell but rather a Lost Girl.

[Strangelove]

Should have seen the kids in the school yard across the lane when I chopped down the last vestiges of Mrs Topper's garden with a machete. Be Stihl my bleeding heart.

Makes one wonder if one should dig further. As in: under the mule. Butt seriously, this is the kind of post of which we are in dire need of more. I was away for a coupla weeks and the process of catching up provoked plenty of yawning + farting indeed! The best part... imesho... was when El Toppo kicked some serious ass in the Booth thread. Well done Mr T, you're beautiful when you're angry!

Time for others to help raise the bar says I.

Yes hockey is the game but, let's face it, we're here for the game within the game amirite?

And the game within that.

BTW I was at a christian retreat upcountry, thanks for asking.

Good eating!

Nuthin like fresh kill and stolen potatoes....


EDIT: The part where GM showed up and quadrupled the time Lever has left was also rather enjoyable.

[Strangelove]

Fuck you, I'm in the midst of packing, we're moving to new digs at the end of the month.

Trick or treat, imagine the looks on faces in the hood when Topper with beard+hair down to there, with gleam in eye, starts carting in his weapons and God knows what in the pouring rain on Halloween!

Is it fair to assume you have a perpetual gleam in your eye Toppy?

I have checked the Watch, man and have it on good authority that this is a true and Extraordinary rare pic of the aformentioned Mr. Topper, in a League all his own, no Vendetta, but he is in the Top 10 Gentlemen!
He is not From Hell but rather a Lost Girl.

Bravo, notice the gleam:

[donlever]

EDIT: The part where GM showed up and quadrupled the time Lever has left was also rather enjoyable.

So you're looking forward to my death in 5-10 years eh?

Nice.

[Strangelove]

EDIT: The part where GM showed up and quadrupled the time Lever has left was also rather enjoyable.

So you're looking forward to my death in 5-10 years eh?

Nice.

No Donny, like I said I quite enjoyed the suggestion you might carry on carrying on for another 20-40.

Unfortunately, with Armageddon just around the corner that's highly unlikely good buddy.

I wasn't crackin' wise about age or all those cigarettes if that is what you were wondering.

*wonders to whom Spidey will sell his surplus solar energy in a post-apocalypse world*

*wonders how much solar power can be generated in a nuclear winter*

[donlever]

I'd keep Cano.

I probably would too. That said i tie a can to Grandy and Swisher. I pay 1/2 of A -Roid's ticket ..... maybe more to kick him and his purple lips out of the Bronx. Go all in on David Wright, Delmon Young and Josh Hamilton. Land 2/3 and it's a great winter. Bring back Ichy and Ibanez on one year deals. Pineda and Rivera will be back next year.

No luck on CG being shown the door Blob.

The New York Yankees have exercised their $15 million contract options for second baseman Robinson Cano and outfielder Curtis Granderson for next season.

Cano hit .313 with 33 home runs and 94 RBIs this season and Granderson hit 43 homers and drove in 106 runs, but with a .232 average. The Yankees were swept in the ALCS by the Detroit Tigers, who went on to lose the World Series to San Francisco.

Both players had dreadful postseasons. In the playoffs, Cano hit .075 (3 for 40) with no home runs, including a 29 at-bat hitless streak. Granderson was 3 for 30 with 16 strikeouts.