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Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:33 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.
They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:42 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:33 pm
Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.
They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever
100 million years old?
"C'mon man!" - Pervy Joe (who also has a fossilized butthole)
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:04 pm
by Strangelove
"Oh my god lol. LOL oh my god... oh shit...
OH MY GOD!!! HOLY FUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!! "
Silly cops forgot they're just supposed to sit there and let the nice protesters attack them...
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:42 pm
by Topper
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:52 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Does BW keep his weed in one of those hippie man bags?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 am
by Cornuck
LINK
A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:25 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 am
LINK
A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
"This incident also made Summers reconsider using internet-connected devices, especially those that go around his most private parts."
Maybe we should hack Rummys device and let him out...get him out from under The Beave
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 11:29 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef how much change did you blow at the old Rainier Grocery as a kid? Was that the closest corner store to grab candy?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:07 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:17 am
by Cornuck
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:22 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:17 am
Fuck around Corny! I had to have a double toke there....
That is definitely fucked up...mostly because its true. Where does space jesus fit in though...?
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am
by Cornuck
Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:28 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am
Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon.
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.
Fuck I need another bowl now
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:16 am
by Topper
The Brown Wizard wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:28 am
Cornuck wrote: ↑ Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am
Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon.
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.
Fuck I need another bowl now
Have you ever goofed around with geoducks on tidal flats? If you suddenly poke that proboscis jutting just above the sand, it will shoot a white slime several feet in the air.
Re: CC Random thread
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:28 am
by Cousin Strawberry
No i havent but il worked at some chinese restaurant on hastings years ago and they had live tanks full of those things. I remember sniggering about them...didnt know about the jiizz cannons