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Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:33 pm
by Cousin Strawberry
Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.

They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:42 pm
by Strangelove
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 24, 2021 6:33 pm Well its not fully functional Doc. Its still a fossilized butthole.

They just mean its perfectly preserved to the point you can identify the stink bumps or whatever
100 million years old?

"C'mon man!" - Pervy Joe (who also has a fossilized butthole)

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2021 7:04 pm
by Strangelove


"Oh my god lol. LOL oh my god... oh shit... OH MY GOD!!! HOLY FUCK!!! OH MY GOD!!!"


Silly cops forgot they're just supposed to sit there and let the nice protesters attack them...

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:42 pm
by Topper

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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 4:52 pm
by Chef Boi RD
Does BW keep his weed in one of those hippie man bags?


Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 am
by Cornuck
LINK

A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 8:25 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 7:56 am LINK

A victim shares the scary story of when a hacker took control of his internet-connected chastity cage.
:lol:

"This incident also made Summers reconsider using internet-connected devices, especially those that go around his most private parts."

Maybe we should hack Rummys device and let him out...get him out from under The Beave

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 11:29 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Chef how much change did you blow at the old Rainier Grocery as a kid? Was that the closest corner store to grab candy?

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 9:07 am
by Cousin Strawberry

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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:17 am
by Cornuck
Image

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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:22 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:17 am Image
Fuck around Corny! I had to have a double toke there....

That is definitely fucked up...mostly because its true. Where does space jesus fit in though...?

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am
by Cornuck
Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:28 am
by Cousin Strawberry
Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.

Fuck I need another bowl now :lol:

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:16 am
by Topper
The Brown Wizard wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:28 am
Cornuck wrote: Sun Jan 31, 2021 10:23 am Thought you might like that one, Wiz - something to ponder on a Sunday afternoon. ;)
They also procreate by tickling appendages and squirting biomatter into each other.

Fuck I need another bowl now :lol:
Have you ever goofed around with geoducks on tidal flats? If you suddenly poke that proboscis jutting just above the sand, it will shoot a white slime several feet in the air.

Re: CC Random thread

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2021 11:28 am
by Cousin Strawberry
:lol:

No i havent but il worked at some chinese restaurant on hastings years ago and they had live tanks full of those things. I remember sniggering about them...didnt know about the jiizz cannons