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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:22 pm

ukcanuck wrote:
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Feeling a little sensitive ?
HA! You truly do live in a fantasy world...
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Post by Per » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:15 pm

Strangelove wrote:
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HA! You truly do live in a fantasy world...


(Besides, I thought that was Biden’s schtick... )
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by ukcanuck » Tue Aug 06, 2019 9:42 pm

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Yes I can see you feel under siege.
But that fucker would try to take credit if they did find a cure for cancer

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Post by Topper » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:35 am

I thought Biden already claimed to cure cancer.
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Post by Per » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:49 am

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I thought Biden already claimed to cure cancer.
As I wrote in my fine print.

Or at least, he will if he gets elected... :roll:
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:33 pm

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Which president told 4 women to go back yet 3 of them were born in the USA?
https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-intro ... n-and-jews (it's a satirical website)

Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A constant target of remarks from President Trump, including chants of “send her back” from a recent rally, Representative Ilhan Omar has introduced a resolution to the House of Representatives condemning the three things she finds most dangerous to society: racism and white men and "also the Jews."

“It’s time to take a stand and say there is nothing more un-American than judging people by the color of their skin,” Omar said on the House floor, “except for maybe white men. And Jews. Let's add the Jews too I guess."

Omar found especially racist Trump's remarks about people “going back to where they come from,” and specifically condemns that language in the resolution, saying good people would never use such language, especially against evil white men, since “then they'd just stick around here." She also pointed out that if Jews went back to where they came from they'd just go back to Israel, which she doesn't want. "But maybe we could push them into the sea or something."

Omar recognizes that her resolution, despite having help from “the Squad,” is unlikely to pass, which she blames on discrimination... and "evil Zionist money."
Whoa, she sounds a lot like UK... :mrgreen:
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Post by Cornuck » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:27 pm

Strangelove wrote:
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... врач's bullshit ...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by ukcanuck » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:30 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 2:33 pm
Reefer2 wrote:
Mon Aug 05, 2019 4:05 pm
Which president told 4 women to go back yet 3 of them were born in the USA?
https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-intro ... n-and-jews (it's a satirical website)

Ilhan Omar Introduces Resolution Condemning Racism, White Men, And The Jews

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A constant target of remarks from President Trump, including chants of “send her back” from a recent rally, Representative Ilhan Omar has introduced a resolution to the House of Representatives condemning the three things she finds most dangerous to society: racism and white men and "also the Jews."

“It’s time to take a stand and say there is nothing more un-American than judging people by the color of their skin,” Omar said on the House floor, “except for maybe white men. And Jews. Let's add the Jews too I guess."

Omar found especially racist Trump's remarks about people “going back to where they come from,” and specifically condemns that language in the resolution, saying good people would never use such language, especially against evil white men, since “then they'd just stick around here." She also pointed out that if Jews went back to where they came from they'd just go back to Israel, which she doesn't want. "But maybe we could push them into the sea or something."

Omar recognizes that her resolution, despite having help from “the Squad,” is unlikely to pass, which she blames on discrimination... and "evil Zionist money."
Whoa, she sounds a lot like UK... :mrgreen:


“Fake news you can trust” just like your demagogue president 👍

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Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 07, 2019 6:41 pm

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The writer makes a good point with satire and Omar does sound like UK at times...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by The Brown Wizard » Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:02 pm

Fuck man i just smoked some shit called jim ignatowski.

I am actually very close to that high right now.

Whats with all the politics man. Dont you all realize trump is funny but no more or less dooshbaggy than obama or clinton or anyone else? The absolute only reason you get into politcs is for personal gain. Its a load of bullshit trying to get everyone to believe theyre guy is any less shitty than your guy or whatever...trump included.

Once y'all open that fuckin 3rd eye...its all so perfectly clear. You can float above all the bullshit and it cant touch you....nooomsayin
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:18 pm

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Obama = DPE (Dooshbaggiest President Ever)

Oh it's true!

And yes, Donny is hilarious! :thumbs:
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:38 pm

https://babylonbee.com/news/mueller-rem ... am-lincoln (it's a satirical website)
Mueller Reminds Congress Report Doesn't Exonerate Trump From Assassination Of President Lincoln

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In his 29-hour-long testimony to Congress earlier this week, former special counsel Robert Mueller was quick to remind lawmakers that his report on Russian interference in the 2016 election did not exonerate Trump from the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln in 1865.

"Now I want to be clear," he said, "that while this report did not find the president guilty of obstruction of justice or collusion with the Russians, it also does not exonerate him from the assassination of President Lincoln."

Confused congresspeople sat in silence, looking at one another awkwardly.

"While we couldn't place him at Ford's Theatre on the evening of April 14, 1865, we could not confirm he wasn't present, either," Mueller continued. "That is for Congress to decide."

One congressperson asked Mueller if Trump could be charged with the crime of shooting Lincoln in the head when he leaves the White House.

Mueller thought for a moment. "I don't want to answer that. But yes."
By the way UK, you have not been exonerated of being an antisemite.
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:52 pm

I wonder if Trump was there when JFK was assassinated.......

Was he the missing guy????

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:57 pm

Reefer2 wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:52 pm
I wonder if Trump was there when JFK was assassinated.......

Was he the missing guy????
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