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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Sun May 12, 2019 3:34 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm
Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
so you really are a cunt all the time, wow you must be a blast at parties?

do you constantly hear things like?

Hey who invited the cunt?

Damn the cunt is here again and drunk already when it is only 10:00 in the morning.

That is one ugly cunt.

My fav is when they point and say that is one hairy cunt. Maybe you do not shave much?

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by The Brown Wizard » Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm

Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
Witchcraft... Oh, but it IS. A dark and terrible magic...

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Sun May 12, 2019 3:46 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm
Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning". :lol:

Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by The Brown Wizard » Sun May 12, 2019 3:54 pm

The "i bet you've got whiskers" thing was pretty bad.
Witchcraft... Oh, but it IS. A dark and terrible magic...

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Topper » Sun May 12, 2019 9:14 pm

Birdie num nums
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Mon May 13, 2019 6:58 am

Strangelove wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 3:46 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm
Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning". :lol:

Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
So your real name is Harry? Good to know.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Mon May 13, 2019 8:39 am

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Doyle Hargraves » Mon May 13, 2019 4:20 pm

Some real good one liners in here. :|
“ROR IS OVERRATED, MACKINNON IS A BUM, TAVARES IS DONE”

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm

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Reef On It

There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Mon May 13, 2019 10:17 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm
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Reef On It

There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
Sure Harry

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue May 14, 2019 8:47 am

Reefer2 wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 9:11 am
I am a pretty boy so don't want to end up someone's "best friend" so want a safe place.

Pretty Boy Reefer

There once was a man from Fukuoka
Who craved himself more than coca.
His “best friend” was his clone,
Who inserted his bone,
And said “It's more fun than the polka!”
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Tue May 14, 2019 11:06 am

Strangelove wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:47 am
Reefer2 wrote:
Sun May 07, 2017 9:11 am
I am a pretty boy so don't want to end up someone's "best friend" so want a safe place.

Pretty Boy Reefer

There once was a man from Fukuoka
Who craved himself more than coca.
His “best friend” was his clone,
Who inserted his bone,
And said “It's more fun than the polka!”
sure Harry

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Tue May 14, 2019 11:08 am

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The Jerk Store

Twas said ole Reef did not tarry
O’er the chance to bang his clone faery.
Faced with this report
His only retort
Was “Oh yeah, well you’re rather Harry!”
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by The Brown Wizard » Tue May 14, 2019 12:05 pm

:lol:
Witchcraft... Oh, but it IS. A dark and terrible magic...

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Tue May 14, 2019 2:33 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 11:08 am
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The Jerk Store

Twas said ole Reef did not tarry
O’er the chance to bang his clone faery.
Faced with this report
His only retort
Was “Oh yeah, well you’re rather Harry!”
Sure Harry

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