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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Uncle dans leg » Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:06 pm

Island Nucklehead wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:04 pm
Per wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:08 pm
Island Nucklehead wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:11 pm
In no particular order:

No Country
Big Lebowski
Slap Shot
American Psycho
Tropic Thunder
Platoon
Dumb and Dumber
Deadpool
The Departed
Office Space
You consider Platoon a comedy? :o
Well... it has it's moments, but no, I missed the comedy requirement and went with top-10
Kevin Dillon had some epic lines..."you see that fuckin head come apart man"

The dope bunker scenes were fuckin wicked too
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Sat May 04, 2019 4:21 pm

Topper wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:39 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:30 pm

Topps whats with the Paul Blart movie? :lol: ya stoner
Reminds me of a Mall Cop melt down
I knew Topper was setting up... something... but I just wasn't getting it. :lol:
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Sun May 05, 2019 12:45 pm

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Cornuck » Fri May 10, 2019 8:31 am

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(Hands up - anyone who thinks this is an old photo of UDL! :D )
2019-20 - Playoff Bound

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Uncle dans leg » Fri May 10, 2019 9:39 am

True story.

Also...

Why do your feet smell but your nose runs?

Or

When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Topper » Fri May 10, 2019 10:53 am

Oranges are orange
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am

If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Uncle dans leg » Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am

Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm

Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by micky107 » Fri May 10, 2019 3:39 pm

Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm

:?:
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"evolution"

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Topper » Fri May 10, 2019 6:17 pm

Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
ask Mike
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.

I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Strangelove » Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm

Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Uncle dans leg » Sun May 12, 2019 9:21 am

One of my favorite rants of all time

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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Uncle dans leg » Sun May 12, 2019 9:22 am

Strangelove wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm
Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
But would he stop himself from finishing the doobie before or after he shagged his own ass. Only time hopping reefer knows that answer
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Re: CC Random thread

Post by Reefer2 » Sun May 12, 2019 3:34 pm

Strangelove wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm
Reefer2 wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am
If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
so you really are a cunt all the time, wow you must be a blast at parties?

do you constantly hear things like?

Hey who invited the cunt?

Damn the cunt is here again and drunk already when it is only 10:00 in the morning.

That is one ugly cunt.

My fav is when they point and say that is one hairy cunt. Maybe you do not shave much?

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