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Reefer2 wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
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Reefer2 wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
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One of my favorite rants of all time

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Strangelove wrote: Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
But would he stop himself from finishing the doobie before or after he shagged his own ass. Only time hopping reefer knows that answer
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Strangelove wrote: Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pm
Reefer2 wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am
Strangelove wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft

... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour

... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.

Oh it's true!
Holy fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anyway
:?:
Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...
so you really are a cunt all the time, wow you must be a blast at parties?

do you constantly hear things like?

Hey who invited the cunt?

Damn the cunt is here again and drunk already when it is only 10:00 in the morning.

That is one ugly cunt.

My fav is when they point and say that is one hairy cunt. Maybe you do not shave much?
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Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
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Uncle dans leg wrote: Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning". :lol:

Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
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The "i bet you've got whiskers" thing was pretty bad.
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Birdie num nums
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Strangelove wrote: Sun May 12, 2019 3:46 pm
Uncle dans leg wrote: Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning". :lol:

Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
So your real name is Harry? Good to know.
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Some real good one liners in here. :|
“I don’t care what you and some other poster were talking about”
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Reef On It

There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
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Strangelove wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm .
Reef On It

There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
Sure Harry
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Reefer2 wrote: Sun May 07, 2017 9:11 am I am a pretty boy so don't want to end up someone's "best friend" so want a safe place.

Pretty Boy Reefer

There once was a man from Fukuoka
Who craved himself more than coca.
His “best friend” was his clone,
Who inserted his bone,
And said “It's more fun than the polka!”
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