ask MikeReefer2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pmUncle dans leg wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 amHoly fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anywayStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft
... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour
... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.
Oh it's true!
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Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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Yes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pmUncle dans leg wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 amHoly fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anywayStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft
... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour
... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.
Oh it's true!
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But would he stop himself from finishing the doobie before or after he shagged his own ass. Only time hopping reefer knows that answerStrangelove wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pmYes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pmUncle dans leg wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 amHoly fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anywayStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft
... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour
... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.
Oh it's true!
If you need air...call it in
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so you really are a cunt all the time, wow you must be a blast at parties?Strangelove wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 3:55 pmYes Reef, we get it, you would just seize the opportunity to fuck yourself...Reefer2 wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:21 pmUncle dans leg wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 amHoly fuck. You could hook up in a 3some with some skrag and when your balls touched it wouldnt be gay...not really anywayStrangelove wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 11:33 am If just after you sparked up that second doobie you were to leave the Earth in a spacecraft
... traveling around the moon and back at the speed of light plus 10 miles per hour
... you would be back in time to give yourself a light for said second doobie.
Oh it's true!
do you constantly hear things like?
Hey who invited the cunt?
Damn the cunt is here again and drunk already when it is only 10:00 in the morning.
That is one ugly cunt.
My fav is when they point and say that is one hairy cunt. Maybe you do not shave much?
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Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
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He thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning".Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
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The "i bet you've got whiskers" thing was pretty bad.
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Birdie num nums
Over the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
I'm amazed that so many people choose to be complete twats.
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So your real name is Harry? Good to know.Strangelove wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 3:46 pmHe thinks parties happen at "10:00 in the morning".Uncle dans leg wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2019 3:41 pm Reef u need to pound some cheap whiskey, smoke shitty weed and contract vd from sketchy hos so you can develop better insults. Youve lived a sheltered life
Notice he didn't deny he'd fuck himself, given the opportunity...
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Some real good one liners in here.
“I don’t care what you and some other poster were talking about”
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Reef On It
There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
Reef On It
There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
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Sure HarryStrangelove wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2019 5:31 pm .
Reef On It
There once was a man from Kyoto
Who coated his clone in cocoa.
“That cake has upside,
There’s pudding inside!”
He said after dining… solo?
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Pretty Boy Reefer
There once was a man from Fukuoka
Who craved himself more than coca.
His “best friend” was his clone,
Who inserted his bone,
And said “It's more fun than the polka!”
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